The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Escape Hatch Identification (2017)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : That was just because my mother got in my head. It's like being possessed, but instead of Satan it's... it- actually it's the same thing.
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[first lines]
Leonard Hofstadter : Aw, man, did you see this post from Raj?
Penny Hofstadter : What? Is it another video of him and his dog lady-and-the-tramping some spaghetti?
Leonard Hofstadter : No, he can't afford his apartment, and he's asking if anyone knows of a cheap place to live. I want to say India, but it seems mean.
[cut to Howard chuckling as Bernadette gets into bed with him]
Bernadette Rostenkowski : What's so funny?
Howard Wolowitz : Raj is looking for a cheap place to live, and I wrote India.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Don't post that. Be supportive.
Howard Wolowitz : Maybe you should be supportive of my hilarious jokes. Fine, what should we do?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : We're smart; I'm sure we can think of something.
Howard Wolowitz : Want to let him live here?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, we're smarter than that.
[Cut to Sheldon and Amy in bed]
Sheldon Cooper : I know our apartment is small, but I think we could make room.
Amy Farrah Fowler : No! We are not getting a life-size Spider-Man statue!
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Leonard Hofstadter : [about Raj] We do have Sheldon's old room. If her really needs a place to stay, I guess we should offer it to him.
Penny Hofstadter : You're a good friend.
Leonard Hofstadter : Am I still a good friend if I wait and hope that Howard offers him a place to live first?
Penny Hofstadter : You're an even better husband.
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Leonard Hofstadter : You are not a burden. We want you to come back and stay with us.
Raj Koothrappali : But I also upset Sheldon, and he's not going to want to come over if I'm there.
Penny Hofstadter : More reasons for you to stay.
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Howard Wolowitz : You have a Raj, I have a Stuart, maybe we could take them to the park, let 'em run together.
Leonard Hofstadter : I don't know. Yours looks like he has worms.
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Penny Hofstadter : You didn't do anything. It's Sheldon.
Leonard Hofstadter : "You didn't do anything. It's Sheldon." That'd make a nice needlepoint pillow.
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Raj Koothrappali : How's the bathroom situation with Penny? Is there hair everywhere? Does she use your loofah?
Leonard Hofstadter : I don't have a loofah.
Raj Koothrappali : Well, you can't use mine, so don't ask.
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Sheldon Cooper : I spoke with Leonard's mother and she made me feel better.
Leonard Hofstadter : I don't know who you talked to but that wasn't my mother.
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Leonard Hofstadter : [reading a note from Raj] p.s. Cinnamon's with me, but if you feel like messing with Sheldon, tell him she's loose in the building.