Batman and Harley Quinn (2017)
Kevin Conroy: Batman
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Quotes
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Harley Quinn : [in the Batmobile, after picking a fight with Bobby Leibowitz] Waited ten years to get that...
[Batman keeps silencing her with his finger]
Harley Quinn : I was just... But... He...
Batman : [pulls over] Pull a stupid stunt like that again, and I'm dumping you off at the nearest police station.
Harley Quinn : [very rebelliously] Oh, big whoop. "You're living under my roof. You play by my rules." Is that it? Newsflash, gruesome. You ain't my dad!
Batman : [appalled that Harley has just dared to talk back to him] This isn't a game, Harley. I need you to stay focused on the job at hand.
Harley Quinn : [still oblivious] Focus-schmocus. You know, I'm starting to rethink this whole deal. Here I am, helping you guys out, pro bono, I might add, and you got to go and get all mega control-freaky on me. "Do this. Don't do that! Sit up straight. Brush after every meal. Don't bite your toenails. Keep your knees together when you're wearing a dress."
Batman : [fed up with Harley's insults] Harley! There are lives at stake.
Harley Quinn : [resigned] Oh, my God! Yeah, yeah, the whole world's gonna plotz. I get it. I get it. You think I'm just some dizzy airhead that don't know nothin'. Do you know what I am?
Batman : My punishment for dropping out of med school.
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Harley Quinn : Harley Quinn reporting for duty, sir.
Batman : God help us.
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Nightwing : [after Batman finds him in bed with Harley Quinn] I was, uh, I was just about to call you.
[Batman glances at the floor seeing a pile of Harley's clothes and underwear then sees that Nightwing had been strapped to the bed then gives him a dirty look]
Harley Quinn : [to Nightwing] Meet you at the car
[walks away happily humming to herself]
Batman : Did you get what you needed?
Nightwing : [smiles while rubbing his head nervously] Well yeah... Ivy's whereabouts of course that's what you meant, no not yet
[Batman leaves giving him a disappointed look]
Nightwing : Like you never made out with a super villain
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Harley Quinn : [farts]
Nightwing : Ugh! Holy...
Batman : It's not so bad. It smells like... discipline.
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[Batman, Harley and Nightwing are face to face with a mob of henchmen]
Rhino : You put a lotta our buddies in the slammer, Bat-fink! Only way you're gettin' outta here is in a black plastic bag with a zipper up the front!
Cat Burglar #2 : A body bag!
Rhino : He knows what it is!
[Batman finishes his milk, then takes off his utility belt and throws it on the ground]
Batman : OK, boys, let's dance!
[Cut to outside. Sounds of a fight with Batman '66 style sound effects "BREAK!", "BLEED!", "OW MY BALLS!"]
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Nightwing : Where's your BFF Poison Ivy?
Harley Quinn : I can help you find her, but you can put in a good word for me for the parole board.
Batman : Hmm. No.