- Linda Martin: What kind of guy?
- Charlotte: A tall, serious black man. Bald.
- Linda Martin: Bald, like, in a... in a very sexy way?
- Charlotte: Yes. You know him?
- Linda Martin: [Covering] Uh, no. No. Just, um, painting a picture.
- Charlotte: He said I was his stepmom. But he's a grown man. I mean, his father would have to be ancient.
- Linda Martin: [laughs awkwardly] Right!
- Charlotte: I mean, as if I would go running around marrying old men and then forgetting all about it.
- [pause]
- Charlotte: Would I?
- Lucifer Morningstar: You clearly need to blow off some steam, don't you? Take your mind off Ameninda? No. Lindadiel?
- Charlotte: He said Lucifer was his brother. Which I guess is possible if one of them were adopted. And raised with a different accent.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, we can't punish the innocent. Or even the usually guilty but innocent this one time. It's the principle of the matter.
- Chloe Decker: Let's not jump to conclusions. It's not like the video shows her actually stabbing our Vic.
- Lucifer Morningstar: No. Merely plucking her knife out of his chest.
- Mazikeen: I forgot my knife. Must have left it here somewhere.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, no, not one of your Hell-forged blades... that is a loss.
- Mazikeen: Not a blade. A knife. Forged in... I don't know, China.
- Dan Espinoza: if Maze did this, would any of you really be shocked?
- [They all speak at the same time]
- Chloe Decker: Yeah.
- Lucifer Morningstar: No, not at all.
- Ella Lopez: I would. There's no way.
- Mazikeen: It's all so complicated here, Lucifer. I mean, caring about humans always goes wrong. Feelings suck. I am not the one who's supposed to be tortured.
- Mazikeen: Even if I'm guilty?
- Ella Lopez: Well, I don't think that you are. Even though there isn't one shred of evidence that exonerates you. Like, nothing. I mean, honestly, I've never even seen someone look more guilty...
- Lucifer Morningstar: Aha! Her favorite beverage. Well, surely this is evidence that Maze is guilty. And well hydrated.
- Chloe Decker: [Watching a video of Maze apparently stabbing a guy] You told her to blow off some steam?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, I was really hoping she'd choose Catalina.
- Ned: Pleasure to really meet you. That other Ella was mean.
- Ella Lopez: I can't believe Maze used me. She ruined hugging.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [Finding Pierce at Chloe's house] I just didn't expect to see you here. On a weekend. Wearing open-toe, non-work-related Birkis.
- Lucifer Morningstar: We need to bust Maze out. Let's smuggle her something she can use to escape.
- [Looks around, grabs a stabler and a sandwich]
- Lucifer Morningstar: If your prints are on that can, that means someone must've broke into your house and stolen it from your wheelie bins.
- Chloe Decker: What?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Your trash.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I'm surprised that you'd date someone so on in years.
- Chloe Decker: Huh? What are you talking about?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, believe me, Pierce is, uh, well, he's much older than he looks. And we all know that dating older men has its downsides: performance, stamina, you know, the important bits.
- Mazikeen: So now this is my fault?
- [Storms out]
- Lucifer Morningstar: Demons. Am I right?
- Chloe Decker: Lucifer, name-calling isn't gonna help.
- Zack Moore: The other day, someone came looking for him.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Ah, was it a... a hot woman, perhaps? Angry? Leather? Lots of knives?
- Chloe Decker: Or someone completely different? Like a dude? Like a fat, happy dude?
- Chloe Decker: She could get life in prison.
- Lucifer Morningstar: That's a mere time-out in her lifespan.
- Mazikeen: I'm always going to be the consolation prize for you. You only care about me when you don't have Chloe.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Maze, now hold on, that's...
- Mazikeen: [Crying] NO! No one puts me first, least of all you! None of you deserve me.
- Chloe Decker: Drop the knife. This isn't you.
- Mazikeen: Isn't it, though? I destroy things, Chloe. It's what I do. Friendships, relationships, apartment walls. And, apparently, I killed this lady's son.
- Chloe Decker: Maze, I know you didn't kill Mike Biltz, and you didn't kill Barry. And her son isn't your fault, either. We're all responsible for our own choices. And right now, you have to make one.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Sorry. Hate to interrupt the canoodling. Which I am so okay with. It doesn't fill me with mistrust at all. But duty calls, Detective.
- Ella Lopez: Barry here died from a sniper hit.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Ah, it's definitely not Maze's style. She prefers her violence up close and personal, believe me.