Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Motel Review (2017)

Dan Levy: David Rose

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Quotes 

• David Rose : [leaving a voicemail]  Hi, David, it's Patrick.

  [cringes] 

  David Rose : I, um... was just calling to run my business plan, uh, by you in a little more detail. So, feel free to give me a call back, and I will be happy to walk you through it. Okay, ciao!

  [hangs up] 

  David Rose : "Ciao". I said "ciao" to that person.

  [calls again to leave another voicemail] 

  David Rose : Hi, Patrick. Yeah, I think I... I think I called you David. Which that's not... that's not your name. You can just delete that text... the mess... uh, the voicemail that I left you. Um, just thought it might be a good idea to give you some background information about... the... the store. It's basically a general store, um, that will support local artists under the brand of the store, which... which would also be my brand.

  [phone dings] 

  David Rose : Sorry, I got just got a text.

  [cringes] 

  David Rose : Oh, God.

  [hangs up, then calls voicemail again] 

  David Rose : Sorry, the text cut us off...

• Patrick Brewer : You're batting a thousand here, David.

  David Rose : I don't know what that means.