- Zelena: I feel quite useless.
- Regina Mills: No, Zelena, you're not useless. Your sacrifice saved all of us.
- Zelena: But who am I gonna save now? I've just been soundly defeated by Sniglar.
- Regina Mills: Sniglar?
- Zelena: I didn't name it, Ikea did.
- Regina Mills: The other half, please.
- Captain Killian 'Hook' Jones: Well, hang on just a second. How do we know that you are actually you?
- Regina Mills: Because it's me.
- Mary Margaret Blanchard: Wait. No. Hook's right. We should have a safe word or something.
- Zelena: [after running over the Black Fairy] You know, this whole driving thing's quite easy when you're actually *trying* to hit something.
- Emma Swan: The dream realm, huh? Thought there'd be, like, flying pigs or talking doughnuts or something.
- Zelena: [standing in front of a station wagon] What is that?
- Regina Mills: An escape plan. If things go wrong, you need to get the hell out of town and make it to New York.
- Zelena: Well, that's a nice idea, with one teensy hiccup. The only thing I know how to drive is a broom.
- Regina Mills: Then we're going to fix that. It's time for you to learn the other kind of stick.
- Mr. Gold: You chose your power over mine.
- Black Fairy: I was trying to protect you.
- Mr. Gold: As someone who has made the very same decision, I know a lie when I hear it. You sentenced me to a life of cowardice.
- Black Fairy: I altered your fate so that we could be a family together. Everything I did was for you, to protect you. It's a vile, dangerous world, son.
- Mr. Gold: Because of villains like you... and me.