- Frank Dean: For too long, I've one foot in and one foot out, and this church is too much for one person to run on their own. It drove your father into an early grave, and I don't want to see that happen to you
- Leslie Dean: He had testicular cancer, Frank. I don't think that's gonna be a problem for me.
- Victor Stein: You're not getting cold feet, are you Geoffrey?
- Geoffrey Wilder: It concerns me that you aren't. She's only 17.
- Tina Minoru: They're always the same age.
- Geoffrey Wilder: Which is now the same age as our children. That don't bother nobody?
- Dale Yorkes: Personally, I've found denial to be a very effective coping mechanism.
- Janet Stein: Kind of how I feel about Chardonnay.
- Alex Wilder: All right, we need to maintain the status quo. If we start acting weird, they're gonna notice.
- Nico Minoru: If I don't act weird, they'll notice.
- Nico Minoru: Which one of you guys closed the door behind us?
- Karolina Dean: Are we trapped down here?
- Alex Wilder: [Pushes door] God, it won't budge! It must be locked.
- Chase Stein: Don't take this the wrong way, Wilder, but a little upper body strength might help.
- [Pushes, has no effect]
- Chase Stein: Heavier than it looks.
- Geoffrey Wilder: We don't let our past define our future. You taught me that.
- Catherine Wilder: I did. And you were in jail at the time, so I say I got some cred.
- Gert Yorkes: There's no way my parents would kill someone, all right, especially an innocent girl. My parents fight for people like her.
- Karolina Dean: Yeah, so does mine, and Destiny loved her. She asked for my number. She wants to hang out. She can't be dead.
- Nico Minoru: Here's an idea. How about we march down there and ask them? 'Cause finding out my mom is evil would actually be the least surprising explanation.
- Gert Yorkes: But the rest of our parents were down there, too.
- Karolina Dean: So you're saying they're all psycho?
- Chase Stein: Actually describes my dad pretty well.
- Frank Dean: So, what's going on? For you to drive all this way, it must be big news, and let me just say the answer is yes! I am ready to do TV.
- Phil: Frank, I came here to let you go.
- Frank Dean: What? You're *firing* me? Phil, I was one of your first clients. And also, you're my agent. You can't fire me. I fire you.
- Phil: Sure, that works, too.