Quotes
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Felicity Smoak : SQL or Java?
Curtis Holt : What?
Felicity Smoak : In your job as a secret programmer, are you coding in SQL or Java?
Curtis Holt : Both, plus a little Swift.
Felicity Smoak : I can't believe you've had a secret job this whole time and you didn't even tell me about it.
Curtis Holt : Is this relevant to locating the Bratva and/or their hostages?
Felicity Smoak : I am multitasking, thank you very much, and yes, if you must know, I am running my image analysis algorithm on the photo of Oliver.
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Curtis Holt : [a photo on the news has outed Oliver as the Green Arrow] At least they caught his good side. Sorry. Not funny.
Dinah Drake : All right, John said you guys have experience putting this particular genie back in the bottle.
Felicity Smoak : Well, yeah. I mean, John's put on the hood before, but I don't see how that's gonna work now, not with photographic evidence.
Curtis Holt : What about the Human Target?
Dinah Drake : The human what now?
Curtis Holt : Best cosplayer ever. He can literally make himself look like someone else.
John Diggle : Yeah, Chance is out of the country right now, only God knows where. We have to think of a new way of getting out of this.
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Curtis Holt : I think I might have a line on our friend Anatoly. Now, working on the assumption that he hasn't been in town that long, I wondered how he was fixed for cash.
Felicity Smoak : I bet his Bratva buddies are good for it, no?
Curtis Holt : Well, he has to pay them somehow. Cash would set off too many alarm bells, plus he'd have to convert it from rubles. Credit cards are way too easy to track, but then there's...
Felicity Smoak : Cryptocurrency's virtually impossible to track.
Curtis Holt : For mere mortals. But we're Mr. Terrific and Overwatch.
Felicity Smoak : Overwatch and Mr. Terrific.
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Felicity Smoak : Present us is only worried about you quitting your nobody-told-about job.
Curtis Holt : When are you gonna let that go?
Felicity Smoak : When you go into business with me.
Curtis Holt : Wait, I'm sorry. Go into what with you? Wait, what?
Felicity Smoak : Okay, work with me on this. We work so well together. Okay, the photographic analysis algorithm is just one of many in a long list of amazing tech that you and I have collaborated on. Think about all the good we could do, all the cool stuff we could do; all the cool things we could make! Please don't say no.
Curtis Holt : Yes.
Felicity Smoak : Oh, thank god. Good, because I already filed the paperwork.
Curtis Holt : [he laughs] Oh, man. This is so cool. We'll be like Woz and Jobs, like, back in '76.
Felicity Smoak : Wait. Who's Woz, and who's Jobs?
Felicity Smoak , Curtis Holt : Shotgun! Jobs!
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Felicity Smoak : I know Python.
Curtis Holt : The supervillain?
Felicity Smoak : No, no, no. The-the programing language. Look, maybe you could send some of your freelance coding my way.
Curtis Holt : Look, I think that would be a waste of your prodigious talents, Felicity. You are a...
[looking at something else]
Curtis Holt : Son of a bitch.
Felicity Smoak : Not really a son, Curtis.
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Curtis Holt : You know, I don't want to sound arrogant, but we may very well be the smartest human beings on the planet.
Felicity Smoak : Oh, well, it's not arrogant if it is accurate.
Curtis Holt : Heh heh. True that.
Felicity Smoak : And you still find the time to look bummed out. Crazy.
Curtis Holt : I mean, our photo analysis algorithm was right, right?
Felicity Smoak : Yes.
Curtis Holt : The photo of Oliver was doctored, so...
Felicity Smoak : So what is the problem?
Curtis Holt : So who would want to frame Oliver for being the Green Arrow?
Felicity Smoak : Wow! Way to kill the mood.
