The Good Place (TV Series)

Everything Is Great! (2017)

Luke Guldan: Chris Baker

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• Michael : What are you doing here? Why-why aren't you with Eleanor?

  Chris Baker : Oh, I told her I was going to the gym again.

  Michael : Why would you say that in the middle of a party?

  Chris Baker : You told me to.

  Michael : No, I didn't.

  Chris Baker : You said if Eleanor tries to confess that she doesn't belong here, find a reason to avoid her. Like saying "I'm going to the gym." So that's what I've been saying.

  Michael : That was a suggestion of the *type* of thing you could say. Don't...

  [alarmed] 

  Michael : How many times have you specifically told her you were going to the gym?

  Chris Baker : Five. No, nine.

  Michael : You dimwit!

  Chris Baker : Hey, man. I was perfectly happy in my old job in the twisting department. People came in, and I'd twist them until they snapped in half, and I'd move on to the next one. But this job is weird! It's all talk, no twisting. So if you don't like the way I do it, get somebody else.