- Champ Hardy: How can someone so pretty be so smart, huh?
- Waverly Earp: Because they're not mutually exclusive.
- Wynonna Earp: Welcome to team "shut up and do what he says".
- Wynonna Earp: Sometimes we get doughnuts.
- Mercedes Gardner: Waverly Earp? She's a hundred pounds with both goody two shoes on.
- Wynonna Earp: Regular guns will slow the rev-heads down, but they will always come back for more, until they meet Peacemaker, which only I can handle.
- Wynonna Earp: Why is everybody so obsessed with my fun levels?
- Waverly Earp: Because if something does come out of that seal, I want you at peak Wynonna: whiskey-soaked and reckless.
- Waverly Earp: [Looking admiringly the polish of Peacemaker] You've polished the shaft hard enough.
- Wynonna Earp: [Sadly] You so rarely hear that.