"Nostalgia Critic" Cool World (TV Episode 2017) - James Jarosz as Woody Allen, Cop

Cop : [seeing Ralph Bakshi fly away using Julie Taymor and Spike Lee as wings] By God, that's the craziest, stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen in my whole life.

Nostalgia Critic : Yeah. May it inspire us all.
Spike Lee : [appearing beside Ralph Bakshi and Julie Taymor] You just don't get us, Critic.

Nostalgia Critic : Oh, God, Spike Lee!

Spike Lee : [about the Institute for the Artistically Insane] Can you believe they put me in there, after I directed 65 projects and at least one-third of them was watchable?

Ralph Bakshi : That's why I love you guys. You understand me! And the struggle! Which is real!

Spike Lee : His work is about the oppression of blacks against whites, as told through an animated backdrop of color and no color. Right?

Ralph Bakshi : Yeah! With boobies!

Nostalgia Critic : Well, at least nobody else escaped.

Julie Taymor : Oh, well, there was that one guy who almost got away, but they caught him just in time.

[at the Institute, M. Night Shymalan is being imprisoned]

Shyamalan : But I had two hit movies, back to back!

Woody Allen : [revealed to be Shymalan's cellmate] Don't worry about it. Just get yourself nominated for another Oscar, and they'll forget about all the horrible things you've done.

James Jarosz: Woody Allen, Cop