DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

Necromancing the Stone (2018)

Adam Tsekhman: Gary Green

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• Ava Sharpe : What do you mean you already have a link to Sara's soul?

  John Constantine : Well, let's just say our souls have been one. Leaves a metaphysical connection, love.

  Ava Sharpe : Don't call me "love."

  John Constantine : Oh, pardon me. Pet.

  Ava Sharpe : Sara and I also share a very, very strong metaphysical connection, so...

  Gary Green : Wait. I can't believe... you both slept with Captain Lance?

  Ava Sharpe : Gary.

  John Constantine : Did we, now? Well, then, we both have excellent taste in damaged women.

  Ava Sharpe : Sara's not damaged.

  John Constantine : Yeah. And I'm the bloody Pope.

• John Constantine : What you have got on your socks there, squire?

  Gary Green : Oh, it's Beebo. My Aunt Stacy bought them for me. Do you like Beebo?

  John Constantine : Once, I was on a massive bender, I put a spell on that toy to make him talk. He told me things that'll make your toes curl.

  Gary Green : Oh, like what?

  Ava Sharpe : Okay, Sara's soul is trapped in the realm of a demon and her ship and entire crew are lost in time. Who cares about Beebo?

  John Constantine : Well, his Aunt Stacy does. You're wound tight as a bloody drum, aren't you, love? Pardon me. Pet. You know, you need to loosen up. And then the work just flows.

  Ava Sharpe : Oh, is that work you're doing? Sorry, I couldn't tell.

  John Constantine : This isn't exactly a paint-by-number spell for locating a spaceship floating through a temporal stream. My business card says "master of the dark arts", not "Doctor Ruddy What's-His-Face."

  Ava Sharpe : Who?

  Gary Green : Who.

  John Constantine : Exactly.

• Ava Sharpe : John Constantine, age 36, one older sister, both parents deceased. Huh. He's part of the Newcastle crew. He accidentally summoned a demon that dragged a child, Astra Logue, into Hell. Sounds like a real weirdo.

  Gary Green : He's a warlock. You know, I happen to be a level nine warlock.

  Ava Sharpe : "Dungeons & Dragons" doesn't count, Gary.

• Ava Sharpe : I don't understand. Who sleeps with a warlock and then turns around and starts calling me her girlfriend?

  Gary Green : She called you her girlfriend?

  Ava Sharpe : Yeah. And I really wanna believe her.

  Gary Green : But?

  Ava Sharpe : But I don't think that Sara's really a one-woman woman.

  John Constantine : Well, if the price of admission is looking like a fool or getting your heart broken, then, well, I'd say Ms. Lance is pretty well worth it.

• [last lines] 

  Gary Green : [hosting his D&D friends]  Fresh from a successful crusade, our team knew the fight was far from over. In fact, the true battle was only just beginning. In order to defeat the demon and his cabal of evil, we need to be at full strength, which is going to be hard given the losses we sustained on our last quest. Some wounds are so deep, they never truly heal. So the question is, are you prepared to join us on this mission most deadly?

  John Constantine : [taking the die Gary offers]  Well, tonight, squire, I'm all yours.

• Ava Sharpe : I'm here to save Sara. She's bonded with the Death totem.

  John Constantine : Oh, bollocks.

  Ava Sharpe : What does that mean?

  Gary Green : Oh, it's a British expletive used to...

  Ava Sharpe : I know what "bollocks" means, Gary. What did you mean by it?

  John Constantine : Well, about this so-called Death totem. Recently, whilst heavily influenced by ayahuasca, I came to learn why the sixth lost tribe of Zambesi was stricken from the oral record. This lost tribe, which had been entrusted to watch over the domain of the dead, sided with Mallus while the other five tribes rallied to imprison him, perhaps explaning why the Death totem is inextricably linked with our demon friend.

• Gary Green : Our sorcereress was missing, feared dead.

  Ava Sharpe : Gary, how does any of this help us find Sara and the Legends?

  John Constantine : Hey, hey, hey, hey. Let the man finish his story, all right? As you were, mate.

  Gary Green : Zanatar the Unburnt wielded the Death Sword, one of the Six Swords of Sorrow. To defeat him, we needed...

  John Constantine : Another of the Six Swords.

• Gary Green : The point of my story is even though we were defeated by Zanatar, we were able to track the mystical object he was wielding.

  John Constantine : The Sword of bloody Sorrow. Ahh. Mwah!

  [he kisses Gary full on the mouth] 

  John Constantine : You are a bloody genius, Barry.

  Gary Green : Gary.

  John Constantine : Gary, right.

• Ava Sharpe : There has to be a way to find the Waverider.

  Gary Green : I have an idea.

  John Constantine : We're all ears, mate.

  Gary Green : The Legends remind me of my D&D group. Don't laugh.

  John Constantine : Too late.

• Ava Sharpe : So how did your D&D crew thingy find one of the six Swords of Sorrow?

  Gary Green : We didn't. We died a grizzly death at the hands of Zanatar.

  Ava Sharpe : Gary!

  Gary Green : But... but that's because we weren't working in concert. The Legends will be fine as long as they just don't split up.