DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)
I, Ava (2018)
Jan Bos: Randy Sharpe
Quotes
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Sara Lance : Who the hell are you guys?
Gary Green : Oh, god, I hate the sight of blood.
Ray Palmer : Sara...
Randy Sharpe : Okay, fine! We'll tell you everything. Just don't kill us.
Sara Lance : Why the hell shouldn't I?
Pam Sharpe : Because we're just actors.
Ray Palmer : What?
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Randy Sharpe : Four years ago, we responded to this online ad for a gig. They gave us backstories for our characters. They told us if Ava ever comes to visit, we just act like her parents.
Sara Lance : And who hired you?
Pam Sharpe : No idea. The money is automatically deposited.
Randy Sharpe : Look, it... it's not such a bad gig, considering Ava rarely ever comes home to visit.
Ray Palmer : Why in the world would you agree to be a part of such a charade?
Pam Sharpe : Do you know how hard it is to get an acting job in Fresno?
Sara Lance : Right, well, I apologize about the knife thing. It is a gut reaction. Nothing personal.
Ray Palmer : Sorry to bother you. We'll be on our way now.
Gary Green : You have a lovely home, Mr. and Mrs... whatever your real names are.
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Sara Lance : Pam and Randy Sharpe?
Randy Sharpe : Says so on our marriage license.
Ray Palmer : [quietly to Gary] Looks like they stepped right out of an L.L. Bean catalog.
Gary Green : Now we know where Director Sharpe gets her perfect bone structure.