DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)
The Curse of the Earth Totem (2018)
Jes Macallan: Ava Sharpe
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Quotes
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Sara Lance : Vodka martini, extra dirty, stirred.
Ava Sharpe : Stirred, not shaken?
Sara Lance : Shaken's for lightweights who like their booze watered down.
Ava Sharpe : And James Bond.
Sara Lance : James Bond never had to fight off a horde of Vikings or help me escape a demon realm.
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Ava Sharpe : Hi.
Sara Lance : Wow. You look...
Ava Sharpe : Weird. I look weird, right?
Sara Lance : I was gonna say "beautiful", but...
Ava Sharpe : Thank you. So do you. It's... wow.
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Ava Sharpe : You always seem so composed and cool, but you can't be all cool all the time. What's the most embarrassed you've ever been?
Sara Lance : That's an easy one. First time I ever had a weapon in my hand.
Ava Sharpe : Lian Yu?
Sara Lance : Nope. Starling City Elementary. I was Peter Pan in the school play. I got up on stage in the first scene, and I just totally froze. I couldn't remember any of my lines. It was like my mind just went blank.
Ava Sharpe : [laughing] What'd you do?
Sara Lance : Well, I broke out into a tap dance, of course, and then I ran off stage crying.
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Sara Lance : You know, this was never gonna work out.
Ava Sharpe : Really? What, because I'm a mature person who actually can communicate?
Sara Lance : Oh, really? Such a communicator! Like when you said you were going to the bathroom?
Ava Sharpe : What are you talking about?
Sara Lance : You think I didn't see Gary?
Ava Sharpe : Oh, my... Rip broke into the Time Bureau. I was coming back to the table to tell you.
Sara Lance : You know, this is pointless.
Ava Sharpe : Yeah, it is.
Sara Lance : We should have never tried to be normal. I'm not normal, all right? I'm never gonna be normal, and I'm not gonna be normal for anyone!
Ava Sharpe : I don't want you to be normal!
Sara Lance : [surprised] You don't?
Ava Sharpe : Hell no.
[they kiss passionately]
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Ava Sharpe : Rum floats were a very good idea.
Sara Lance : Only seemed fair since we missed dessert.
[the rum brand changes from "Captain Godfree" to "Captain Jiwe"]
Sara Lance : Huh.
Ava Sharpe : What?
Sara Lance : Sometimes we screw things up for the better.
Ava Sharpe : I will drink to that.
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Sara Lance : Um... how was work?
Ava Sharpe : Work is... ugh, this is awful. You know what, I have an idea. Let's just try to be normal for one night. No Legends, no Bureau. What do you think?
[their server brings her drink]
Ava Sharpe : Thank you.
[to Sara again]
Ava Sharpe : I feel like relationships are complicated enough without time travel and supervillains, don't you?
Sara Lance : [raising her drink] Okay. Then here's to being two regular women on a completely normal first date.
Ava Sharpe : Completely normal.
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Gideon : [leaving Sara a voicemail] It wasn't my idea, but the team has taken the Waverider on a joyride to the Bahamas, 1717, in a futile attempt to locate the missing Earth totem. Just thought you should know.
Ava Sharpe : [Sara hangs up, poker-faced] Is everything okay?
Sara Lance : Yeah, totally fine. Normal, in fact.
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Ava Sharpe : My heart is pounding, my palms are sweaty, and I know that I only have a few round left in my pocket.
Sara Lance : So what'd you do?
Ava Sharpe : I grabbed a guy and used him as a human shield. And from that point on, no one would ever play paintball with me ever again.
Sara Lance : Well, it sounds like a hell of a fifteenth birthday party.
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Ava Sharpe : [Gary has interrupted her date] What the hell are you doing here?
Gary Green : Please don't be mad. You weren't answering your phone.
Ava Sharpe : This better be a life or death emergency, Gary.
Gary Green : Worse. A speedster stole my time courier, and then pantsed me.
Ava Sharpe : And then... did you check if HQ is secure?
Gary Green : Snug as a bug. Except one item, uh, was reported missing from storage. A long brown coat that used to belong to, uh...
Ava Sharpe : Rip Hunter.
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Sara Lance : I don't care if Zari has to duct tape the Waverider back together, we have to get it in the air.
Gideon : Well, I wouldn't advise returning to the Bermuda Triangle.
Nate Heywood : It's the Devil's Triangle, and Mick and Amaya are in danger.
Sara Lance : [a portal opens, and Ava enters] Ava! Hey!
Ava Sharpe : Don't "Hi, Ava" me. You stood me up, jerk.
Ray Palmer : Awkward.
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Ava Sharpe : I gotta hand it to you, Ms. Lance, you take the phrase "dine and dash" to a whole new level.
Sara Lance : Look, the Waverider fell out of the sky. My team needed help.
Ava Sharpe : [derisive laugh] Why does that not surprise me?
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Sara Lance : [while kissing, Ava suddenly stops] What?
Ava Sharpe : [turning her around] Oh, no, the kissing was great. It's just...
Blackbeard : We claim this ship and ye two women as ours!
Ava Sharpe : [in disbelief] Come on.
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Sara Lance : Hey, look, I'm sorry about bailing on you earlier. I should have been honest with you about what was going on with my team...
Ava Sharpe : No. No, no, no, no. I never should've put the kibosh on talking shop.
Sara Lance : You're right, it's your fault.
Ava Sharpe : [amused anger] You... oh, man... Besides, I'd rather fight pirates with you any day than sit in some stupid restaurant.
Sara Lance : Well, in that case, I was thinking Genghis Khan for our second date?
Ava Sharpe : Done. But only if I can call you Peter Pan.
Sara Lance : Don't.
Ava Sharpe : Ms... Ms...
Sara Lance : Don't.
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Ava Sharpe : So, you got a room on this ship or...?
Sara Lance : Let's go find out.
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Ava Sharpe : It was always Laurel and I. I was always the rebel, and she was always the good one. Why do you look like you already know this?
Ava Sharpe : Hm?
Sara Lance : What, you Google me?
Ava Sharpe : No. I may have read your file, back when you were a fugitive from the Bureau. And, look, I know that sounds stalkery, but in my defense, I did not see this coming.
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Gary Green : You look great, by the way.
Ava Sharpe : Shut up, Gary.
Gary Green : Oh... yeah.
Ava Sharpe : Remember when we talked about personal space?
