DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

The Curse of the Earth Totem (2018)

Tala Ashe: Zari Tomaz

Quotes 

• Amaya Jiwe : I like what you've done with your hair.

  Zari Tomaz : Oh, really? I hate it.

• Mick Rory : We tried to steal the Fire totem from your granddaughter's boyfriend, but someone beat us to it.

  Ray Palmer : Damien Darhk.

  Amaya Jiwe : [reading the note Zari hands her]  "Dear Legends, now I have two."

  Zari Tomaz : You know, for a megalomaniac, he has very lovely penmanship.

  Ray Palmer : I know, right?

• Sara Lance : Please tell me that the Waverider did not just crash into Star City.

  Zari Tomaz : Star City? Is that where we are?

  Sara Lance : Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

  Ray Palmer : Well, the good news is the cannonball didn't hit the time core. And Nate made a beautiful landing.

  Zari Tomaz : [dryly sarcastic]  Yeah.

  Nate Heywood : Thanks, big guy. So, Sara, how's the date going?

• Sara Lance : I don't know who looks more ridiculous, you guys in your pirate britches or me in this... stupid dress.

  Zari Tomaz : Definitely them.

• Zari Tomaz : Hey. You okay?

  Amaya Jiwe : My granddaughter, the good one, she's out there. I wanna see her more than anything.

  Zari Tomaz : But you can't without screwing up history.

  Amaya Jiwe : Some days, I wish I had never heard of time travel.

• Ray Palmer : [simultaneously with Nate]  Bad news!

  Nate Heywood : Good news!

  Zari Tomaz : What's going on?

  Ray Palmer : [simultaneously again]  The Fire totem's gone.

  Nate Heywood : I know where their totem is.

  Amaya Jiwe : Ray-Ray, you go first.

• Nate Heywood : I know where the Earth totem is, or more precisely, when: 1717, Saint Lisette.

  [seeing their confusion] 

  Nate Heywood : St. Lisette? Sister ship of La Concorde?

  Mick Rory : Get to the point, Pretty.

  Nate Heywood : La Concorde was boarded by pirates, and later named Queen Anne's Revenge. It's Blackbeard the Pirate's ship.

  Ray Palmer : So, Blackbeard has the Earth totem.

  Mick Rory : Well, let's steal it.

  Zari Tomaz : No, guys, hold on. Sara's on a date. We should probably avoid messing with history while she's still on appetizers?

  Ray Palmer : But... think how happy she'd be if we had the Earth totem by dessert.

• Nate Heywood : Rory, Amaya, come in, over.

  Ray Palmer : Some sort of interference with the communications system.

  Nate Heywood : Guys, answer me! Over.

  Zari Tomaz : Hey, calm down. I'm sure they're okay.

  Gideon : [the ship's lights flicker]  My apologies, but I'm experiencing a level four systems failure.

  Zari Tomaz : Wasn't me. Nothing to do with it.

  Gideon : I believe the fault lies in our present coordinates. You did park me in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle.

  Nate Heywood : Sailors call it the Devil's Triangle.

  Ray Palmer : No, the stories of ships disappearing are grossly exaggerated.

  [the lights shut down completely] 

  Zari Tomaz : [flicking on a lighter]  Um... you sure about that, Ray?

• Nate Heywood : Gideon, maybe you could help us settle an argument. What are the chances of survival if we stay in the Bermuda Triangle?

  Gideon : Zero. There are multiple cannonballs headed towards our starboard bow as we speak.

  Zari Tomaz : Um, sorry, cannonballs?

  Ray Palmer : I thought we were cloaked.

• Sara Lance : When I left, you were headed for Detroit.

  Ray Palmer : Yeah, it's a... it's... it's a really... it's a really long story.

  Nate Heywood : Mick and Amaya are marooned in 1717, the Darhks have the Fire totem, and Blackbeard has the Earth totem.

  Ray Palmer : I just thought it was gonna be a longer story.

  Zari Tomaz : [entering]  Thank god you're back. You look great. The engine room's a disaster. We're not going anywhere.

• Zari Tomaz : We're screwed. The ship's electrical systems are experiencing multiple unexplained malfunctions.

  Nate Heywood : It's the Devil's Triangle.

  Ray Palmer : Look, that's just a myth.

  Zari Tomaz : Whatever it is, we need to time jump out of here.

  Nate Heywood : What? And leave Mick and Amaya stranded in pirate times?

  Zari Tomaz : It's a miracle we're still in the air.

  Ray Palmer : Well, I'm sure they're having a whale of a time with Blackbeard.