Mom (TV Series)

Wind Chimes and a Bottomless Pit of Sadness (2017)

Jaime Pressly: Jill Kendall

Quotes 

• Jill Kendall : [the girls are all happily stoned and laughing and riding playground horses]  You know, I learned how to masturbate on one of these.

  Bonnie : When you were little?

  Jill Kendall : No, just now.

  [laughs hysterically] 

• Jill Kendall : [sitting on the floor]  Marjorie, I'm really high and I'm scared it's never gonna end.

  Wendy : I'm scared I'm gonna lose my job, they drug test us!

  Marjorie : Everybody calm down.

  Adam : Don't say 'calm down', Christy does *not* like 'calm down'.

• Christy : 3 years of sobriety gone!

  Wendy : I had 5 years and 7 months.

  [Jill laughs] 

  Christy : Jill! How can you possibly be laughing at this?

  Jill Kendall : I don't know! I'm trying to cry, but this is what's coming out.

  [laughs] 

  Jill Kendall : Do you realize we got high *at* an AA meeting?

  Adam : Look, in a couple hours this will all be forgotten, so just calm down.

  Christy : DON'T tell us to calm down! You have no idea what we've just lost, what we worked so hard for, and now we have to start all over again!

  Adam : [quietly]  I'm sorry.