Powerless (TV Series)

I'ma Friend You (2017)

Christina Kirk: Jackie

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Quotes 

• Emily Locke : It's cool that you guys can laugh about this, but with Crimson Fox gone, petty crime will skyrocket. And let's be real, women are always the target.

  Jackie : Emily is right. The creeps are already feeling emboldened. Weird Tony the Hot Dog Guy was extra weird this morning.

  Ron : Wait a minute, you mean Fun Tony the Hot Dog Guy?

  Teddy : Yeah, what's wrong with Fun Tony the Hot Dog Guy?

  Emily Locke , Jackie , Wendy : [disgustingly]  "Hey sexy lady, come sit on Tony's lap and touch Tony's hot dog."

  Ron : Oh, he's definitely talking about his penis.

  Teddy : Yeah, it's his penis.

• Emily Locke : Hey, I was thinking about taking a self-defense class now that Crimson Fox is gone. Want to do it with me?

  Jackie : Look, I don't have time for some class. I'm either taking care of a child...

  Van Wayne : Jackie!

  Jackie : [rolls her eyes]  ... or I'm at home with my kid.

• Jackie : I'm going to be direct which is something you love about me.

  Emily Locke : All right.

  Jackie : My daughter Ruby is taking a trip to Six Flags Metropolis. It's $500 and money's a little tight right now. I really don't need any of these human bedbugs knowing that, so as far as you're concerned, I *am not* an Uber driver.

  Emily Locke : Yeah, but with the Crimson Fox gone you could get mugged or hit with a Jack O'Lantern fireball. It's just now safe for you to be driving strangers around.

  [Jackie grabs Emily's arm and twists it behind her] 

  Jackie : Who's driving strangers around?

  Emily Locke : [grimacing with pain]  No one. Not one percent ever.

• Emily Locke : Where did you learn that?

  Jackie : I have two brothers.

  Emily Locke : Are your two brothers older or younger?

  Jackie : Please stop bonding with me.

  Emily Locke : Listen, if you need...

  Jackie : I don't want to talk about it and I really don't want you to "Emily" this!

  Emily Locke : Aw, did you just use my name as a verb?

  [Jackie grabs Emily's arm again] 

  Jackie : Ah, I will not "Emily" this.

• [Emily overreacts with pleasure when she learns Jackie put her down as her emergency contact] 

  Jackie : Calm down. I had to put somebody down and you're kinda sort reliable and capable in a middle school hall monitor sort of way.