- Jimmy Palmer: You've seen "Goodfellas".
- Donald Mallard: Yes. That was one compelling movie. Actually, I saw it with Gibbs.
- Jimmy Palmer: Really? Gibbs sees movies? Like, made after 1957?
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What's your point?
- Jimmy Palmer: Whoa. That was an impressively quiet entrance.
- Timothy McGee: Hey. What's, uh, going on?
- Abby Sciuto: Nothing that concerns you. You men are not invited to this baby shower.
- Timothy McGee: Um, I think Delilah's baby shower does concern me. And Delilah, as well. FYI, men do go to baby showers.
- Abby Sciuto: This is not the time to argue.
- Timothy McGee: I'm not.
- Abby Sciuto: Us girls have this totally covered, so you can just go relax.
- Timothy McGee: Okay.
- Ellie Bishop: [entering with an evidence box] I just scored down in Evidence. And there are two more boxes of decorations down there. Mm-hmm. Tried to return them to the original owner, but they said to toss them, so...
- Abby Sciuto: You know I love recycling.
- Timothy McGee: Those are from a domestic dispute case. You remember that? The two cousins that, uh, argued over the baby's name shot each other.
- Alex Quinn: And this is why men aren't invited to baby showers.
- Nick Torres: And this is why I don't have kids.
- Ellie Bishop: You know, I can't imagine ever living out of a motorhome.
- Abby Sciuto: Ugh, really? I have always wanted to. I could get rid of my car, I'd get rid of my apartment.
- Ellie Bishop: Technically, you'd still own a car and an apartment.
- Abby Sciuto: Huh. Way to just kill a lifelong ambition.
- Curtis Hubley: NCIS, again. Hey, McGee.
- [seeing Abby]
- Curtis Hubley: Hello, hello... hello. And you must be Carol's friend. Curtis Hubley. But you can call me anything you want.
- Abby Sciuto: How does "totally inappropriate" sound?
- Curtis Hubley: Our older satellites don't have quite the resolution you need, but our new GOES-16 has ten times the imaging power. Do you like Mexican food?
- Abby Sciuto: I'm not going to dinner with you.
- Curtis Hubley: How do you feel about brunch?
- Abby Sciuto: Now you're just being rude.
- Timothy McGee: [impatiently] Curtis.
- Curtis Hubley: Sorry. This is the area where you said your SEAL was found. I programmed a macro to flag any movement in the surrounding forest. There was definitelty activity yesterday in that area.
- Abby Sciuto: What are those?
- Curtis Hubley: Good question. I'm happy to explain that to you over some tapas.
- Abby Sciuto: I'm a very nonviolent person, but I will slap you.
- Curtis Hubley: Is it that easy?
- Ellie Bishop: Special agents Bishop and Quinn.
- Navy Petty Officer Christopher Clayton: [in traction in a hospital bed] I don't care who you are. I got an itch on my foot and you gotta get it.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: We leave at dawn, get you some medical attention
- Navy PO1 Matthew Dean: I'm fine. Docs aren't going to grow me a new hand.
- Nick Torres: Damn, and I thought I was tough
- Navy Cdr. Peter Josephson: You think you got problems? I'm back in Mosul, Ace, as in Iraq. I'd rather be stuck in an elevator with Justin Bieber than back here.