- Scrooge McDuck: Your new job is with my sworn enemy?
- Donald Duck: I can't keep track of all your sworn enemies.
- Webby Vanderquack: OH MY GOSH! The nephews! What are your blood types? What's Donald really like? Who's the evil triplet?
- Huey, Dewey: Louie.
- Louie: Heh.
- Scrooge McDuck: [on the phone with Donald Duck] I founded a multi-trillion-dollar business, I can handle a few juveniles for a the weekend. Besides, we've got a pretty low key day planned...
- [Scrooge has taken the kids on a submarine to look for Atlantis]
- Scrooge McDuck: Make a list: four oxygen tanks, two pressure gauges, a pilot...
- Launchpad McQuack: I'm a pilot!
- Scrooge McDuck: ...a week's provisions, an experimental deep-sea sub...
- Launchpad McQuack: I'm a pilot!
- Mrs. Beakley: And one secretary for an old man who seems to have forgotten that I am NOT his secretary!
- Louie: Call your grandma this instant and tell her that you are spending the night at a friend's house, okay? Lying: it's the responsible thing to do.
- Flintheart Glomgold: I want Scrooge alive when I shove the Jewel of Atlantis in his smug face! He thinks he's so rich and so Scottish, but I'm wearing a kilt, McDuck! A kilt!
- Scrooge McDuck: You kids are nothing but trouble! Curse me kilts, have I missed trouble! I suppose I'll have to keep an eye on you to teach you how to get into trouble, properly!
- Donald Duck: No tricks, no lies, no trouble!
- Nephews: Yes, Uncle Donald.
- Donald Duck: I wasn't talking to you!
- [glares at Scrooge]
- Donald Duck: I KNEW IT! I KNEW I COULDN'T TRUST YOU WITH THE BOYS!
- Scrooge McDuck: Not the time, Donald!
- Donald Duck: Crazy old man! All you care about is your next adventure! This is the Spear of Selene all over again!
- Scrooge McDuck: I was NOT responsible for the Spear of Selene!
- Donald Duck: Huey, Dewey, Louie, meet Scrooge McDuck. Remember, no tricks, no lies, no trouble.
- Huey Duck, Dewey Duck: Yes, Uncle Donald.
- Donald Duck: I wasn't talking to you.
- [glares at Scrooge]
- Huey: We're just a normal, boring family!
- Webby Vanderquack: Normal? Boring? HAH! Donald Duck is one of the most daring adventurers of all time!
- Scrooge McDuck: Used to be a big deal? I'm Scrooge McDuck! I made my name being tougher than toughies and smarter than the smarties.
- Dewey: Sure, if you want to do it the easy way.
- Scrooge McDuck: Launchpad, have you ever piloted a sub before?
- Launchpad McQuack: I sunk a helicopter in a wave pool once. Same thing?
- Scrooge McDuck: ...I've done more with less.
- Donald Duck: [making conversation with family photos] Ah, little Dewey's first steps. And that's Huey in the playoffs - he was the waterboy. Oh, look! That's us climbing in the Grand Canyon... display at the supermarket. Ah... ah, I miss them so much, but we need this job. So, tell me about your family.
- Gabby McStabberson: I was raised by warrior monks who spoke only the language of the blade.
- Dewey: You guys, our family is awesome!
- Launchpad McQuack: Aw, family is truly the greatest adventure of... oh no, the ground!
- [plane crashes]
- Dewey: Who's that?
- Scrooge McDuck: Flintheart Glomgold, the poor man's version of me. To be fair, that still makes him insanely rich.
- Flintheart Glomgold: Glomgold Industries: Take an idea, make it your own. Better, faster, cheaper, that's the motto of the world's most beloved Scottish billionaire duck... Flintheart Glomgold!
- Donald Duck: Boys, if we want to keep our home afloat, we've all got to do things we don't want to do.
- Donald Duck: [at McDuck's mansion] Mrs. B, open up! I need to get out of here before... HE shows up!
- Donald Duck: Oh, here we go! Giving orders like he's the richest duck in the world.
- Scrooge McDuck: I am the richest duck in the world!
- Donald Duck: No matter what I do, these boys will get into trouble, so maybe you could teach them how to get out of trouble.
- Huey: Could we have a pit stop? I'd use the bathroom, but it's occupied...
- [a squid pops out of the toilet]
- Scrooge McDuck: We're in the ocean, there are no pit stops!
- Flintheart Glomgold: Hey team... Wanted to thank you for keeping Scrooge's kin busy while I escape with the jewel and blow up Atlantis with my most hated rival inside!
- Hack Smashnikov: But I thought employees were greatest treasure of all!
- Flintheart Glomgold: Don't be ridiculous! Treasure is the greatest treasure of all! That's why it's called treasure. Glomgold out!
- Donald Duck: Where is that babysitter? Where are you? What? I didn't give you a new address. Well, what time can you get here?