The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Romance Recalibration (2017)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Raj Koothrappali : Why do you bounce with your hands in the air like that?
Howard Wolowitz : It's a tradition of my people.
[sings "If I Were a Rich Man"]
Raj Koothrappali : Material Girl needs to be retired. That is your new karaoke song.
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Howard Wolowitz : Right, got Halley to sleep.
Raj Koothrappali : I heard you on the baby monitor.Didn't think you could turn the theme from The Walking Dead into a lullaby.
Howard Wolowitz : Gotta get her hooked on TV, or one day she might want me to play outside.
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Howard Wolowitz : Okay, this grid represents the room. All we have to do is plot out where the squeaks are and we can find a quiet path to the crib.
Raj Koothrappali : Looks like a map from Dungeons and Dragons.
Howard Wolowitz : Except the creature in the crib is a level nine poop monster.
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Howard Wolowitz : MIT's motto is "Mind and hand," which just so happens was also my motto as a lonely teenager.
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Raj Koothrappali : It's nice to think that you grew up in this room and now your daughter's going to as well.
Howard Wolowitz : Mm. I hope she has the same amount of sex in it I did.
[beat]
Howard Wolowitz : None.