The Suicide Squad (2021)
Margot Robbie: Harley Quinn
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Quotes
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Harley Quinn : TDK stands for The Detachable Kid?
[sees TDK remove his arms and levitate them to soldiers and slap them mediocrely]
Harley Quinn : What the fuck?
Rick Flag : I didn't pick the damn team!
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Rick Flag : Alright, who ate all the fucking empanadas?
Bloodsport : I had the chicken. Mine were very good.
Rick Flag : All right, here's the deal. We fail the mission, you die.
Bloodsport : We find out any information you give is is false, you die.
Harley Quinn : If we find out you have personalized license plates, you die.
Rick Flag : What? No.
Harley Quinn : If you mismatch blacks, you die.
Rick Flag : No!
Harley Quinn : If you cough without covering your mouth...
Rick Flag : Harley. Those last three aren't things. Although, probably don't need to say this, but that isn't an open invitation for you to cough without covering your mouth.
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Blackguard : [looks at Weasel] Is this thing a dog?
Captain Boomerang : A dog? What kind of dog do you think it is, mate?
T.D.K. : I'm gonna go with Afghan hound!
Harley Quinn : Oh my god, you're a werewolf?
Blackguard : YOU STUCK ME NEXT TO A WEREWOLF? YO MAN LET ME OUT!
[struggles to get free]
Rick Flag : Hey, hey! He's not a werewolf, he's a weasel! He's harmless! I mean, he's not harmless, he's killed 27 children, but, you know...
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Harley Quinn : Recently, I made a promise to myself that the next time I got a boyfriend, I'd be on the lookout for red flags. And if I saw any, I would do the healthy thing and I would murder him. And killing kids? Kind of a red flag.
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Bloodsport : Uh, what's with the javelin?
Harley Quinn : I'm waiting for God to tell me.
Bloodsport : Jesus Christ!
Harley Quinn : Yeah. Or Him. Or any of them really.
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Harley Quinn : I love the rain, it's like angels are splooging all over us!
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Captain Boomerang : Why're you in prison?
Harley Quinn : I got road rage... in a bank.
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Bloodsport : Look, I know Flag wanted to give the drive to the press, but we just saved a whole bloody city. We can't have it all.
Harley Quinn : Flag was my friend.
Bloodsport : Mine too. And i haven't got many of those.
Harley Quinn : I could be your friend, Milton.
Bloodsport : Not my name.
Harley Quinn : What? What are you talking about? We just had a conversation for like three hours about how your name is Milton.
Bloodsport : Didn't.
Harley Quinn : Yes, we did.
Bloodsport : No.
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Rick Flag : Fire on three, two...
Harley Quinn : What are you guys doing?
Rick Flag : You. We're here to save you.
Harley Quinn : You were going to save me?
Rick Flag : It was a really good plan too.
Harley Quinn : Well, I could go back inside, and you can still do it.
Bloodsport : That's patronizing. What's with the javelin?
Harley Quinn : I'm waiting for God to tell me.
Bloodsport : Jesus Christ.
Harley Quinn : Yeah. Or Him. Or any of them really.
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Harley Quinn : I love your accent.
Javelin : All American women love men with accents.
Harley Quinn : We do! It's 'cause we don't got none.
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Harley Quinn : When your taste in men is as bad as mine, they don't just go away quietly. They slash your tires and they kill your dogs and tell you that the music you like ain't real music at all. And all the cruelty tears you apart after a while.
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Harley Quinn : Who's Milton?
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Harley Quinn : [as she shoots Silvio] I'm sorry. Recently, I made a promise to myself that the next time I got a boyfriend, I'd be on the lookout for red flags. And if I saw any, I would do the healthy thing, and I would murder him. And killing kids? Kind of a red flag.
[as Silvio is dying]
Harley Quinn : I know. I know. I know what you're trying to say. Harley why not just leave? And I'd say, Why are you screaming at me? I'm not deaf. I'm standing right here! And then I'd say, When your taste in men is as bad as mine, they don't just go away quietly. They slash your tires, and they kill your dogs, and tell you that the music you like ain't real music at all. And all the cruelty tears you apart after a while.
[to the now dead Silvio]
Harley Quinn : you were real pretty and all. And RIP to that absolutely beautiful monster between your legs. But all in all, I think you're more pretty like this, with all those rotten thoughts emptied from your head.
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Harley Quinn : Who's Milton?
Polka-Dot Man : What?
Harley Quinn : I don't remember any Milton.
Polka-Dot Man : Fuck! He has been with us the whole time.
Harley Quinn : Somebody named Milton has been with us the whole time?
Polka-Dot Man : Yes!
Harley Quinn : I don't think so. I think I would've noticed if a guy named Milton's been with us. It's not a very common name. I don't think I've ever even met Milton.
Polka-Dot Man : Are you messing around right now? He was a really nice guy, and he sacrificed himself to help us. And now look at him. He's dead
Harley Quinn : Oh, that guy! Milton, Milton.
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Captain Boomerang : We're in a butcher's freezer, Harls. Surrounded by dead hogs hanging on hooks. Only they don't know it yet.
Harley Quinn : [referring to Savant] Leave him alone. Boomer.
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Harley Quinn : [to Thinker] I am walking back and forth!
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Rick Flag : [to Thinker] Alright, here's the deal. We fail the mssion, you die.
Bloodsport : We find out any information you give us is false, you die.
Harley Quinn : If we find out you have personalized license plates, you die.
Rick Flag : What? No.
Harley Quinn : If you mismatch blacks, you die.
Rick Flag : No.
Harley Quinn : If you cough without covering your mouth...
Rick Flag : Harley, those last three aren't things. Although probably don't need to say this, but that isn't an open invitation for you to cough without covering your mouth.
Thinker : This is suicide.
Rick Flag : Well, that's kind of our thing.
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Harley Quinn : I love the rain. It's like angels are splooging all over us.
Bloodsport : It's good for cover.
Harley Quinn : Yep, that too.
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Bloodsport : What's with the javelin?
Harley Quinn : I'm waiting for God to tell me.
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Harley Quinn : [skipping across the floor barefooted] My mother said to count back again. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one. Ha, Coronel, beat that!
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Emilia Harcourt : Zero-two-two-seven is wide open.
John Economos : Colonel, dispatch The Detachable Kid.
Rick Flag : TDK, two o'clock.
Harley Quinn : TDK is The Detachable Kid? What the fuck?
Rick Flag : I didn't pick the damn team!
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Harley Quinn : I love the rain. It's like angels are splooging all over us.
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Harley Quinn : When your taste in men is as bad as mine, they don't just go away quietly. They slash your tires and they kill your dogs, and tell you that the music you like ain't real music at all. And all the cruelty... tears you apart after a while.
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Harley Quinn : Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. Had to go number two.
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Blackguard : Yo is this a dog?
Captain Boomerang : What!
Blackguard : Is this thing a dog?
Captain Boomerang : A dog what kind of dog do you think it is mate?
Blackguard : I don't know I'm not familiar with all the breeds.
T.D.K. : I'm gonna go with Afghan hound.
Captain Boomerang : Since when does an Afghan hound have bloody thumbs!
Harley Quinn : Oh my god is it a werewolf? I've wanted to meet a werewolf forever!
Blackguard : Yo he's turning into a werewolf dude let me out not a fucking werewolf!
Rick Flag : Hey hey he's not a werewolf ok he's a weasel he's harmless. I mean not harmless he's killed 27 children.
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Rick Flag : Savant. Or would you rather be called Durlin?
Savant : I'd rather not be called at all. But I'll do anything to get out of this hellhole.
Rick Flag : Well, welcome to anything.
Savant : So this is the famous Suicide Squad.
Rick Flag : Well, we consider that term degrading. The official term is Task Force X and love them or hate them, these are your brothers and sisters for the next few days. Captain Boomerang. Blackguard. Mongal. Javelin. TDK. Weasel. And of course...
Harley Quinn : Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. Had to go number two.
Rick Flag : Good to know.
Captain Boomerang : What are you doing back in prison, Harls?
Harley Quinn : I got road rage. In a bank.
