The Suicide Squad (2021)

John Cena: Peacemaker

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• Bloodsport : No one likes a show-off.

  Peacemaker : Unless what they're showing off is dope as fuck.

  Bloodsport : [under his breath]  Fuck. That's true.

• Sol Soria : The clothes in the boxes is for all of you so you can blend in. That said, the walking tiburon is going to have to stay out of sight.

  King Shark : I wear disguise!

  Ratcatcher II : Awww, you are going to wear disguise?

  King Shark : Si!

  Peacemaker : Hey, he's learning Spanish!

  Ratcatcher II : What kind of disguise?

  King Shark : Fake moustache!

• Ratcatcher II : They call you Peacemaker.

  Peacemaker : I cherish peace with all of my heart. I don't care how many men, women and children I kill to get it.

  Ratcatcher II : [to Polka-Dot Man]  I thought you were the crazy one.

  Polka-Dot Man : I am.

• [King Shark has a false moustache] 

  Bloodsport : You still look like you.

  Peacemaker : It's the worst fake moustache I've ever seen.

  Bloodsport : If you followed us, we'd have to kill you, shark-shaped bloke with a moustache creeping up on us like that...

  King Shark : FUCK YOU!

• Amanda Waller : Your mission is to destroy every trace of something known only as Project Starfish. Any questions?

  Peacemaker : [raises hand]  Starfish is a slang term for a butthole. Think there's any connection?

  [everyone stares at Peacemaker] 

  Amanda Waller : No.

• Peacemaker : You gotta be kidding me! You're gonna risk the entire mission for a mental defective dressed as a court jester?

  Bloodsport : This coming from a guy that wears a toilet seat on his head?

  Rick Flag : We don't leave one of our own behind!

• Peacemaker : Hey Norman Bates, if that shits contagious, we need to know.

  Polka-Dot Man : It's not.

  Peacemaker : What is it?

  Polka-Dot Man : It's an interdimensional virus

  Peacemaker : Fuck is that?

  Polka-Dot Man : My mother was a scientist at STAR Labs, and she was obsessed with turning me and my brothers and sisters into superheroes. She infected me. Now, if i don't, you know, expel the dots twice a day..

  Bloodsport : Then what?

  Polka-Dot Man : They'll eat me alive.

  Rick Flag : What happened to your brothers and sisters?

  Polka-Dot Man : Some lived. Some died.

  Ratcatcher II : And your mom, where is she now?

  Polka-Dot Man : Everywhere.

  [From his pov he sees everyone as his mother] 

• Bloodsport : What's the plan?

  Rick Flag : How the hell am I supposed to know?

  Peacemaker : You're the leader! You're supposed to be decisive!

  Bloodsport : And I'm deciding that you should eat a big bag of dicks!

  Peacemaker : If this whole beach was completely covered in dicks, and somebody said I had to eat every dick until the beach was clean for liberty, I would say "no problemo!"

  Ratcatcher II : Why would someone put penises all over the beach?

  Peacemaker : Who knows why madmen do what they do?

• Bloodsport : Yeah, well, we can't function as a team if we got to watch our back from one of our own eating our bullocks.

  Ratcatcher II : Nanaue, would you eat your friends?

  King Shark : I no friends.

  Ratcatcher II : You have no friends? If you did, would you eat them?

  Bloodsport : Yes.

  King Shark : No?

  Ratcatcher II : Then can we be your friends?

  Peacemaker : He's obviously lying.

  Ratcatcher II : If I die because I gambled on love, it will be a worthy death.

  [Shakes hands with King Shark] 

  Ratcatcher II : friends.

  Bloodsport : You are a little idiot.

• Peacemaker : [from trailer]  I cherish peace with all my heart. I don't care how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it.

• Bloodsport : Why the fuck are you in your underwear?Tighty-whities? Really?

  Peacemaker : Now that's just racist.

  Bloodsport : No. It's not racist. They're tighty-whities.

• Amanda Waller : Each member of the team is chosen for his or her own completely unique set of abilities. This is Christopher Smith, known as Peacemaker. In his hands, anything is a deadly weapon. His father was a soldier who trained his son how to kill from the moment he was born.

  Bloodsport : You just said each member of the team is chosen for their unique abilities. He does exactly what I do.

  Peacemaker : But better

  Bloodsport : I always hit my targets dead center.

  Peacemaker : I hit them more in the center.

  Bloodsport : Well, you can't hit something more in the center.

  Peacemaker : I use smaller bullets.

  Bloodsport : What?

  Peacemaker : They go inside your bullet holes without even touching the sides

• Peacemaker : How we getting in? Especially with Charlie the Tuna here.

  Bloodsport : How the hell am I supposed to know?

  Peacemaker : You're the leader You're supposed to be decisive.

  Bloodsport : And I've decided that you should eat a big bag of dicks. How's that?

  Peacemaker : You're being facetious. But if this whole beach was completely covered in dicks, and somebody said, I had to eat every dick until the beach was clean for liberty, I would say no problemo.

  Ratcatcher II : Why would someone put penises all over the beach?

  Peacemaker : Who knows why madmen do what they do?

• Peacemaker : [from trailer]  Nothing like a bloodbath to start the day.

• Bloodsport : [Nanaue tries to disguise himself with a fake moustache]  You still look like yourself.

  Peacemaker : That's the worst fake mustache I've ever seen

  Bloodsport : And if you had fooled us, we'd have to kill you, shark shaped bloke with a moustache creeping up on us like that.

  King Shark : [throws a fit]  FUCK!

  [he grunts and walks off] 

  King Shark : You, you

  [Ratcatcher 2 and Bloodsport are snickering while Nanaue is grumbling] 

• Bloodsport : How deep of a sleeper are you?

  Ratcatcher II : I was having the most wonderful dream.

  Peacemaker : If it was you about to be eaten by King Shark, then you're a psychic.

  Ratcatcher II : I don't believe he would do that. He has very kind eyes.

  King Shark : [looking at Sebastian]  Hungry.

  Ratcatcher II : You bastard.

• Bloodsport : Hey Pissmaker, we're on a mission.

  Peacemaker : Easy, Inspector Gadget. A little drink never hurt nobody.

  Polka-Dot Man : Except for the thousands of people killed in drunk driving accidents every year.

• Peacemaker : [about Harley]  you got to be kidding me. You're going to risk the entire mission for a mental defective dressed as a court jester.

  Bloodsport : This is coming from a guy that wears a toilet seat on his head?

  Peacemaker : It's not a toilet seat. It's a beacon of freedom.

  Rick Flag : We don't leave one of our own behind.

  Peacemaker : You're okay with this?

  Bloodsport : No, but I've been around Flag when he's got a rag in his mouth. Best not to tug it.

• Peacemaker : [from trailer]  You're the leader. You're supposed to be decisive.

• Peacemaker : Starfish is a slang term for a butthole. Think there's any connection?

• Peacemaker : Polka Dot Man. What's he do, throw polka dots at people? He does. He throws polka dots at people.

• Peacemaker : I cherish peace with all my heart. I don't care how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it.

• Peacemaker : You gotta be kidding me. You're gonna risk the entire mission for a mental defective dressed as a court jester.

• Peacemaker : [referring to King Shark]  Does it talk?

  King Shark : Book read.

  Bloodsport : Wow.

  Peacemaker : Books upside down. See that? It's pretending to read a book.

  King Shark : So smart me. Enjoy book so much.

  Amanda Waller : Be a mite careful, as he's developed a taste for human meat.

• Amanda Waller : Next, we have Cleo Cazo, Ratcatcher 2.

  Peacemaker : What, we couldn't afford Ratcatcher 1?

  Amanda Waller : He's dead. this is his daughter.

• Peacemaker : [holding Ratcatcher II at gunpoint]  I told you that information can't get out. Fuck!

  Ratcatcher II : So okay, okay, destroy the hard drive. Why kill me?

  Peacemaker : Because I'm thorough.

• Bloodsport : No one likes a show-off!

  Peacemaker : Unless what they're showing off is DOPE as FUCK!

  Peacemaker : FUCK! THAT'S TRUE!

• Peacemaker : Nothing like a bloodbath to start the day.

• Peacemaker : [to Rick]  Keeping the peace is worth any price.

• Sol Soria : There are clothes in the boxes for all of you, so you can blend in. That said, the walking tiburon is going to have to stay out of sight.

  King Shark : I wear disguise.

  Ratcatcher II : Oh, you're going to wear a disguise.

  King Shark : Si.

  Peacemaker : Hey, he's learning Spanish m

  Ratcatcher II : And what kind of disguise?

  King Shark : Fake mustache.

  Bloodsport : Yeah. Fake mustache isn't going to cut it, mate.

• Amanda Waller : [knocking on Ratcatcher II's cell door]  Cazo, will you be joining us?

  Ratcatcher II : [groaning]  I just woke up. I don't function well early in the morning.

  Amanda Waller : My deepest apologies for disturbing you.

  Ratcatcher II : Hmmm, it's all right.

  Amanda Waller : [banging on Ratcatcher II's cell door]  Get your ass out here!

  Peacemaker : [watching Ratcatcher II lazily wakes up and moans]  Millennials!

• Rick Flag : Of course, I should have known. Waller's always got a backup.

  Peacemaker : Come on, man. This isn't personal.

  Rick Flag : Holding a gun on me is pretty fucking personal.