Pigeon Toady's Guide to Your New Baby (2016 Video)

Stephen Kramer Glickman: Pigeon Toady

Quotes 

• Pigeon Toady : Hi there! It's me Pigeon Toady. Here are my two best friends in the world to show you how to change a baby.

  [turns camera to Junior and Tulip] 

  Tulip : Uh...

  Junior : Yeah, we're actually more just work friends.

  Pigeon Toady : [laughs]  Great joke best friend!

• Pigeon Toady : Sometimes babies get hungry. Trust me, I know. Hand me the baby.

  [Tulip hands him a big baby and he struggles to carry him while feeding him a bottle of milk] 

  Tulip : Do you want help, or...

  Pigeon Toady : Hard pass.

  Tulip : Okay.

  Pigeon Toady : Seriously? We don't have a smaller baby?

  Tulip : Don't forget to burp him.

  Pigeon Toady : What? Come on!

  [Tulip starts burping the baby for him, then Pigeon Toady tries it, causing the baby to have a very long burp on his face] 

  Pigeon Toady : Aw, gross.