The Cinema Snob (TV Series)

Dear Santa (2016)

Brad Jones: Cinema Snob

Quotes 

• Cinema Snob : But before that, they plow. And I mean they plow *hard!*

  Nostalgia Critic : [Looking at him disgusted]  What?

  [Cuts to snowplowing scene] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Oh, you meant *snowplowing.*

  Cinema Snob : No, I meant fucking! I clearly got that scene wrong!

• Cinema Snob : Olivia shows them that Bob Revere wasn't telling the truth; there are still Christmas trees after all.

  Nostalgia Critic : Who's Bob Revere?

  Cinema Snob : A patriot. A motherfucking patriot.

• Derek : It's complicated.

  Olivia : No, it's not! It's not complicated at all! You just won't give her a chance! You don't give anybody a chance!

  Derek : Liv.

  Cinema Snob : You're seven! You still believe in Santa! Piss off!