Uno: The Movie (2016 Video)
Jeremy Dooley: Jeremy
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Quotes
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Lil' J : Here's looking at you, kid.
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Gavin Free : Gonna power bomb you through a desk, Jeremy!
Lil' J : I'd like to see you try, fuckstick!
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Lil' J : Oh did you throw it to me, Gav? Hey Gavin, here's looking at you!
[Throws down Reverse card]
Gavin Free : Oh thanks, Jeremy! You know what my favorite color is?
[Throws down blue Reverse card]
Gavin Free : Blue. Blue for you.
Lil' J : Oh really? You know what my favorite hand is? Yours.
[Throws down blue 7 and takes Gavin's cards]
Gavin Free : Oh... Shit...
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Gavin Free : And audience, if you're still with us...
BM Vagabond : Are you fucking kidding me?
Gavin Free : All the way from the beginning...
DGgeoff : *exasperated sigh*
Gavin Free : I'm very sorry...
DGgeoff : Mood has shifted.
Gavin Free : We did not anticipate this, and it's entirely my fault.
Lil' J : Yep...
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DGgeoff : AHH! I traded in my ocean for a bigger ocean.
Gavin Free : I traded in my ocean for a piss... a bowl of piss.
Lil' J : You do have a bowl of piss.
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Lil' J : What does it matter?
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DGgeoff : [Throws down yellow Draw 2]
Gavin Free : AHH! Oh, it's okay.
[Throws down yellow Draw 2]
Lil' J : AHHHH! It's okay.
[Throws down red Draw 2]
BM Vagabond : AHHHHHH! Fuck!
[draws 6 cards]
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Lil' J : Hey Gav, you know what my favourite hand is? Yours.
Lil' J : [Takes Gavin's cards]
Gavin Free : *High pitch bird squawk*
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Lil' J : Coming back around, Jack, I really appreciate that, here's looking at you, kid.
BM Vagabond : God damn it, Jeremy. You fucked me.
Lil' J : Sure did.
BM Vagabond : Fuck!
Gavin Free : Oh No!
BM Vagabond : Yeah, that's the only thing I could fucking do!
Gavin Free : WHAT THE PAP~!
BM Vagabond : Just handed Geoff a solid hand...
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Gavin Free : Hey Jeremy!
Lil' J : Yo.
Gavin Free : You're a bitch.
[Throws down green Skip card]
Lil' J : Thanks, pal.
BM Vagabond : Ooh, get fucked!
Lil' J : I'm gonna come at ya hard.
DGgeoff : Ha ha ha! "Gonna come at ya hard!"
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Lil' J : Ah, you slut!
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BM Vagabond : Oh, Jeremy can do some dirty work right now.
Lil' J : Yup. There's some fuckery going on.
BM Vagabond : Yeah there is.
Lil' J : There is a wee bit o' fuckery
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Lil' J : Dammit. Shit. Fuck. Crap. Shit. Dammit. Fuck!
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Lil' J : I don't want to win!
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Gavin Free : Hey, Jeremy...
Lil' J : Yeah?
Gavin Free : [throws down a card that skips Jeremy's turn] Boston.
[beat]
Lil' J : I, uh, I hate you.
[laughter ensues]