- [last lines]
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Wow, that was quite a day.
- Sheldon Cooper: It was. Bernadette had her baby; I made it to wizarding world, and now it is time to complete your birthday celebration.
- [waves wand]
- Sheldon Cooper: Hankius pankius.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I was afraid you'd be too tired.
- Sheldon Cooper: Amy, I just saw a magic train, and reported somebody for cutting the line. If that's not foreplay, I don't know what is.
- Sheldon Cooper: This is for you. I was going to wrap it, but touching Scotch Tape gives me the heebie-jeebies.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I'll put it on the list with peaches and felt.
- [first lines]
- Howard Wolowitz: Oh, man, this is really happening. You doing OK?
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Here comes another contraction.
- Stuart Bloom: Let's pick it up!
- Raj Koothrappali: All right, hold on. I'm going to drive like we do in India.
- [rolls down the window, honks and yells]
- Raj Koothrappali: Get out of the way, you syphilitic dogs!
- Howard Wolowitz: Stop that. This isn't India.
- Raj Koothrappali: Fine. What do one point three billion people know about having babies?
- Howard Wolowitz: Sorry, I know you were just trying to help.
- [to Bernadette]
- Howard Wolowitz: I love you.
- Raj Koothrappali: I love you too; we're good.
- Sheldon Cooper: Earlier tonight, things began organically and now it's feeling forced, like all the Pirates of the Caribbean sequels.
- Sheldon Cooper: It's not just an MRI. The orbitofrontal cortex is lit up because I was thinking of you.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: [about soon-to-be-born Halley Wolowitz] She's supposed to ruin their sex life, not mine.
- Penny Hofstadter: Does the baby have a name yet?
- Howard Wolowitz: We, hah, named her Halley.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Ohhh.
- Penny Hofstadter: Oh, like Halley's comet.
- Howard Wolowitz: Exactly. Also like the comet Bernadette said she's not going to have sex with me for another seventy-five years.