Boo 2! A Madea Halloween (2017)

Mike Tornabene: Dino

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Quotes 

• Gabriella : I'm not doing shots. I'm a Christian.

  Dino : Yeah well Jesus, He turned the water into wine.

  Gabriella : Don't you *dare* bring Jesus into this.

• Jonathan : Okay, we really are having a party.

  Tiffany : I know, I knew you were just kidding. What time should I be here?

  Jonathan : Oh, it's not here.

  Tiffany : No?

  Jonathan : Nope, it's at Lake Derrick.

  Gabriella : What?

  Jonathan : Yep.

  Dino : Bingo.

  Gabriella : Where the people got killed making out?

  Jonathan : Yep.

  Gabriella : Are you crazy?

  Tiffany : Oh my God, this is going to be so much fun.

  Gabriella : Tell that to the people that killed there. It's not fun.

• Gabriella : I'm getting out of here, okay? I'm grabbing Tiffany. I'm getting out.

  Dino : Okay, quick question. How fast can you run?

  Gabriella : Why?

  Dino : That!

  [Derrick pops up with a chainsaw] 

• Dino : Whoa, whoa, I ain't the father.

  Tiffany : I'm here to see Jonathan.

  Dino : He ain't the father either.

• Dino : You're the reason we can't have a Halloween party here anymore.

  Tiffany : What?

  Jonathan : You're the reason we can't have a Halloween party here anymore.

  Tiffany : Why not? Because of me?

  Dino : No, 'cuz of global warming, YES because of you.

  Jonathan : It's because of your dad and his old gangster friends.

• Tiffany : So tell me what happened here.

  Jonathan : You mean with the deaths?

  Tiffany : Yeah.

  Gabriella : We are not going to start talking about this. No!

  Jonathan : Let's just say a couple kids came out here who shouldn't have been out here. They were trespassing.

  Gabriella : Kind of like *we* are?

  Dino : Yes.

  Jonathan : Legend has it they were out here and Derrick saw them having sex in the car and started picking them off one by one. And now that's the fun part, trying to make it to the next day.

• Dino : You hear that? How much fun they're having out there that we're not?

  Gabriella : No, that sounds like little kids.

  Dino : [looks out the tent]  The hell?

  Gabriella : What is it?

  [sees two little girls playing by a tree laughing] 

  Dino : Think I'm tripping out. You hear that? Definitely tripping.

  Gabriella : Yeah I hear that, it sounds like the... oh my gosh, do you think those are Derrick's daughters?

• Tiffany : Guys, we can make a run for my car!

  Dino : Yes!

  Madea : Girl, how the hell all of us gonna fit in a damn Mini Cooper?

  Tiffany : Well I was hoping that you'd stay here and we'd go for help.

  Leah : Yes.

  Madea : You know what? That's what we gonna do. We that damn stupid, we gonna stay here and let you go get in the car and leave. Y'all need some help.

• Tiffany : Dino...

  Dino : No Dino here, I'm uh, security of this here fraterni-tay. Check out these toasters.

  [flexes biceps] 

  Dino : Make bread; heat 'em up!