- Doug Judy: I sold a guy a fake Pekinese. 'Twas a cat.
- Captain Ray Holt: You will not win me over with your use of 'twas.
- Doug Judy: 'Twasn't trying to.
- Charles Boyle: Oh, it's just my former lover. Hello sister.
- Gina Linetti: Ugh, I hate when you say those things back to back.