- Dan: If you want, you can go up to the counter and get some free samples.
- Deborah Revere: They'll let me taste iced creams for free? Like that man whose hat offered free mustache rides?
- Dan: Yes, and again, please stop bringing that up.
- John Hancock: Come, help us feast on these completely charred and nearly inedible flying beasts.
- Sam Adams: The trick to catching more than 1 duck at once is to kil them while they're
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- John Hancock: We followed their quacks of ecstasy into the woods, crept up, smashed them with rocks!
- Dan: How can you tell a quack of ecstasy?
- Sam Adams: A quack of ecstasy is 2 quacks.
- John Hancock: Two quacks heightening to a final clim-quack.
- Dan: But there's 3 ducks.
- John Hancock: As far as we could tell, these 2 ducks here were in a relationship, and this third duck was hanging around watching, trying to get in on the mix.
- Sam Adams: He was sort of molting and fluffing himself, and then he laid an egg.