David Letterman- Host: Top Ten Rejected Prom Themes. 10.Let's Pretend We All Have Bright Futures. 9.A Night at the Hair Club For Men. 8.America's Most Wanted. 7.Rise Up and Kill the Popular Kids.6.Children of the Damned.5.Sorry I Made You Pregnant.4.A Night in Willie Nelson's Laundry Hamper.3.Come As Your Gay English Teacher.2.We Shall not Pass this Way Again - Except for Our Really depressing Reunion in 10 Years. 1.'Faced.