America's 37th president Richard M. Nixon is BACK! Cryogenically frozen upon his death 22 years ago, Dick Nixon thawed out. The facility where his body was kept in icy suspension experienced a major brownout due to global warming. So he is thawed out, rested, and ready to comment on the 2016 election: Clinton, Trump, and all the shenanigans of the day. Dick is catching up on a whole new world, and wants very much to be a "player" again. Squirreled away in Jerry Ford's old place in Rancho Mirage, he exists in semi-darkness - the thawing process having wreaked havoc with his skin. But, he has a phone, a laptop, lots of Scotch, and the desire to make some mischief.
—Michael Laskin