GLOW (TV Series)

Live Studio Audience (2017)

Gayle Rankin: Sheila the She-Wolf

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Quotes 

• Ruth Wilder : Maybe I could find an ushanka? You know, one of those big fur hats?

  Sheila the She-Wolf : If you need fur, I know a guy. We could also hunt it. There's a feral cat colony in that empty lot down the street.

• [Debbie enters Ruth and Sheila's room, while Sheila is watching Jeopardy!] 

  Debbie Eagan : Hey.

  Ruth Wilder : Hey.

  Debbie Eagan : I was gonna wear red.

  Ruth Wilder : I can wear something else.

  Sheila the She-Wolf : What is The King and I?

  Debbie Eagan : [turns around]  Could you, um, give us one minute?

  Sheila the She-Wolf : No.

  Debbie Eagan : Okay.

  [Debbie turns back and approaches Ruth] 

  Debbie Eagan : So, I don't wanna look like an asshole on Friday.

  Ruth Wilder : Oh, don't be so hard on yourself. Your wrestling has really improved.

  Debbie Eagan : Oh, no, we're both gonna look like assholes. I mean, Cherry's moves are amateur hour. You know, there's no impact, and it's not exciting. At the men's match, Steel Horse rode in on a motorcycle and did, like, I don't... backflips and shit.

  Ruth Wilder : You went to a wrestling match?

  Debbie Eagan : Yeah, you're not the only one who does research.

  Ruth Wilder : Well... I'll put in extra time, happily. Whatever you want. We can work around your schedule. Randy, whatever else you have going on with... life.

  Debbie Eagan : [turns around and walks near the TV, noticing the next Jeopardy! answer]  I'm not interested in getting coffee with you, or talking to you about my life, but, uh... we need to step it up, and Shaft's mom isn't gonna get us there.

  Debbie Eagan , Sheila the She-Wolf : What is a brioche?

• Ruth Wilder : Maybe we should have a safe word. Something we say if it's, like, mission abort?

  Debbie Eagan : Well, who is that real estate guy whose name was on a bench outside your old apartment?

  Ruth Wilder : Human Mabubuifarti?

  Debbie Eagan : Yeah. God, I love that name.

  Sam Sylvia : Um, does anybody know how to play piano or keyboards?

  Sheila the She-Wolf : I do.

  [Sheila exits the toilet stall] 

  Sam Sylvia : Good. I have a job for you. Uh, also, I guess I should try to bolster you all. I wish I could tell you there's a full house out there, but there is not. It's respectable. About 20 to 30 people, freaks, some children, a homeless guy. Um... Anyway... Break a leg.

  Ruth Wilder : Is that 'places'?

  Sam Sylvia : Sure, Ruth. Places.

  Ruth Wilder , Debbie Eagan : Thank you, places.

• Sam Sylvia : All right, let's do this. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the first ever match of the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling.

  [crowd applauds faintly] 

  Bash : Brought to you by Patio Town!

  Sam Sylvia : All right. Pace yourselves. All right, first match. Battle of the Beasts. From the icy wastelands of the frozen north where she rapes, pillages, but mostly rapes, please boo for Vicky the Viking!

  [Reggie approaches the ring while Sheila plays 'Theme of Exodus' on the keyboard] 

  Sam Sylvia : Oh, okay. And now... from the cloud-crowned heights of the Andes known by the ancient Incas to be the palace of the gods, put your hands together for Machu Picchu!

  [Sheila plays 'Theme of Exodus' on the keyboard] 

  Sam Sylvia : Is that the only song you know?

  Sheila the She-Wolf : It is.

  [Carmen approaches the ring] 

  Glen Klitnick : I like her. She's very winning.

  Bash : Great choice of words.

  Sam Sylvia : Here she is... Machu Picchu.

  [Carmen stops outside the ring, sweating profusely as she looks at the crowd] 

  Reggie Walsh : Carmen, get in the ring.

  Carmen Wade : I can't. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

  [Carmen walks out of the gym] 

  Glen Klitnick : Is she all right? Is this part of the gag?

  Bash : Uh, you know, I'm not sure. I'm gonna go check it out.

  Keith : The Viking wins! Yeah, all right.