Imposters (TV Series)

Is a Shark Good or Bad? (2017)

Brenden Sunderland: Hammer-Man

Quotes 

• Lenny Cohen : It's a late for you to be out here, isn't it?

  Hammer-Man : My dad said I'm allowed to patrol the alley. Are you a good guy or a bad guy?

  Lenny Cohen : I'm not a guy at all.

  Hammer-Man : [frustrated]  Fine. Are you a good GIRL or a bad GIRL?

  Lenny Cohen : Let me see. Is a shark good or bad?

  Hammer-Man : Bad

  Lenny Cohen : Why

  Hammer-Man : Because it eats people.

  Lenny Cohen : So if you're a person, a shark is bad because it might eat you. But if you're a shark yourself - say a hungry little boy shark who likes to eat people for snacks...

  Hammer-Man : [interrupting]  If you're bad, I have to smash you with my Hammer of Justice.

  Lenny Cohen : [feigning fear]  Oh, please don't smash me with your hammer of justice.

  Hammer-Man : [more frustrated]  Are you GOOD or BAD?

  Lenny Cohen : What if I won't say? Or don't know? Can your Hammer of Justice tell if I'm good or bad?

  Hammer-Man : What? No. My Hammer of Justice is just, like, my tool. I'm Hammer Man!

  Lenny Cohen : Hm. Look... Think about it this way, Hammer Man. I'm a tool too. So what do I know about being good or bad?

  Hammer-Man : You're not fun.

  Lenny Cohen : No true, Hammer Man! First, I get to have so much fun. I'm like the shark's teeth or that Hammer of Justice you're holding. Or maybe I'm like the fire that's burned since the beginning of time. No one knows who started it, and no one can put it out. But I get to be the fire. So maybe I'm not good OR bad. I just am.

  Hammer-Man : [gulps silently] 

  Lenny Cohen : Sorry. Was that... too poetic? A bit forced? Time for you to go home. Look - I promise I'll keep an eye on the alley for you. Go on! Go!