Imposters (TV Series)

My Balls, Dickhead (2017)

Rob Heaps: Ezra Bloom

Quotes 

• Ezra Bloom : Look, check out this guy. He's what we call a "beta-alpha."Thinks he's an alpha male, and he's actually a beta male.

  Richard Evans : Sounds about right. That's my brother.

• Ezra Bloom : [at gunpoint]  Hey, whoa, dude. Everyone just relax. Everything's fine.

  Ike : If everything in this world is fine, I'd be out of business.

  [chuckles] 

• [last lines] 

  Ezra Bloom : [showing pictures of Maddie]  Do you know this woman?

  Jules : Are you kidding me? She's my wife.

  Richard Evans : No way.

  [mellow percussive music] 

  Jules : Is she dead?

  Richard Evans : What?

  Ezra Bloom , Richard Evans : No.

  [door being closed on them] 

  Ezra Bloom , Richard Evans : No, wait. Hold on, hold on. We want to ask you some questions, please. Open this door...

• Ezra Bloom : [reading from his Short Cons instructional book]  "At the bottom of every frozen heart, there is a drop or two of love. Just enough to feed a birds."