Superstore (TV Series)

Mateo's Last Day (2017)

Nico Santos: Mateo

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Quotes 

• Cheyenne : I'd marry you if I could. But I'm supposed to marry Bo and he already bought a tie.

  Mateo : That's okay. Thanks anyway.

  Jonah : You know what? Screw it. I'll do it. I'll marry you.

  Mateo : Ew.

• Mateo : Come on, just hit me.

  Cheyenne : I'm trying, okay? Say something mean.

  Mateo : Like what?

  Cheyenne : Um, I don't know. Oh, say something mean about Beyoncé.

  Mateo : I'd rather be deported.