The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Hot Tub Contamination (2016)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : Anyway, I suppose an ice cream parlor will be a good place to meet other women.
Penny Hofstadter : Oh, please! You're barely interested in a physical relationship with one person; why would you want to confuse and disappoint others?
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Sheldon Cooper : My mother was in bible study. I walked in the house expecting to find it empty, and I heard a sound, coming from my parents' bedroom. When I opened the door, I saw my father having relations with another woman.
Penny Hofstadter : Oh, that's awful.
Sheldon Cooper : I know. It's also why I never open a door without knocking three times. I mean the first one's traditional, but two and three are for people to get their pants on.
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[last lines]
Sheldon Cooper : To prove how serious I am about us, I'm willing to take our relationship to the next level.
[scene changes to their bathroom]
Sheldon Cooper : Amy Farrah Fowler, will you share this toothbrush holder with me?
Amy Farrah Fowler : I would love to.
Leonard Hofstadter : Did we really need to be here for this?
Penny Hofstadter : [choking up] Call me crazy, but I found it moving;
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[first lines]
Penny Hofstadter : OK, I'm confused. Which one is Mr. Robot?
Leonard Hofstadter : I'll give you a hint. We're watching Daredevil.
[Sheldon storms in, followed by Amy]
Sheldon Cooper : Will you two please inform Amy how much you enjoy adhering to a strict bathroom schedule!
Penny Hofstadter : Can't.
Leonard Hofstadter : Won't.
Penny Hofstadter : Didn't.
Leonard Hofstadter : Don't.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I told you you can't regulate every aspect of our lives.
Sheldon Cooper : I *can* if you'd just roll over and accept your fate.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm sorry for bringing this over here.
Penny Hofstadter : And believe me we know what you're going through.
Leonard Hofstadter : And I, I think the most helpful thing we can tell you is no backsies.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, I understand that you like things a certain way, and I am willing to make some concessions, but you have to be open to compromise.
Penny Hofstadter : She's right; that's reasonable.
Sheldon Cooper : Ohhh, look who's in favor of compromise: the woman who married Leonard Hofstadter.
Leonard Hofstadter : Heyyy, she didn't compromise; she settled. There's a difference.
Penny Hofstadter : Yeah, you tell 'em, babe.
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Sheldon Cooper : As a male I have an evolutionary drive to perpetuate my DNA, and restricting myself to a single partner is against my nature.
Amy Farrah Fowler : We sleep together once a year; you want other partners?
Sheldon Cooper : Don't blame me; blame your pal Biology. He's the pervert pulling the strings here.
Amy Farrah Fowler : You want to see other people? Go see other people.
Penny Hofstadter : Hope one of those people is a monkey, 'cause this is bananas.
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Sheldon Cooper : Being with Amy has awaken the sexual beast within me. Whenever I see a woman walk by, I think "hubba-hubba" like any other man.
Penny Hofstadter : You kiss your mother with that mouth? Cause it's fine.
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Sheldon Cooper : You are truly wise.
Penny Hofstadter : Thank you.
Sheldon Cooper : I'd say you're wise beyond your years, but you're getting up there.