For a title called Kinky, once I saw where the storyline tried to go, I expected to see "kinkiness"! But as soon as something begins between the two, it cuts to the end of whatever they was supposed to be doing. There's no show and tell at all. Then to throw a monkey wrench at the very end, and boom, movie over. I feel like this movie was going for a Fifty Shades of Grey feel with a twist, but missed all the important points that kept movie goers coming back.
18 Reviews
I don't know what to say...
puredaydream12 January 2020
I don't think I've ever written a review before but this film made me want to.
First of all, it has nothing to do with the advertised plot, simply because it has no plot nor did it ever develop... It also has no purpose. Usually films "teach" you something or make you think about something and this movie did neither. It made no sense. It is so bad it makes a good comedy though, hence the 2 stars.
The ending made no sense either.
The acting is terrible from the 2 protagonists. Some supporting cast performed better than them. Zero character development.
Scenario is bad, unrealistic and unnatural.
The scene and audio transitions were a travesty which is something I never thought I would comment on about a film. In a few scenes and I'm not really sure how to describe it but when the dialogue was ending and the scene changed, the last few words from the previous scene would repeat at the start of the next scene... Also, in most scenes the acoustic was terrible and it kept changing along with the lighting throughout the scenes.
I don't know what the creators were thinking when they decided they wanted to create this movie...Honestly, I'm lost for words.
SAD
mochadayzicle15 October 2018
I really wanted to love the movie. However, I was unable to due to the lack of character development and dialogue. There was absolutely NOTHING that held my attention. I don't even remember the characters names.
The only reason I didn't walk out was because I love movie popcorn. In addition, the conversation I was having with my friend was entertaining.
The only reason I didn't walk out was because I love movie popcorn. In addition, the conversation I was having with my friend was entertaining.
Save you money!
choochoopw17 October 2018
I saw this "movie" yesterday and paid $5 to see it. I way over paid! Bad acting, bad plot, bad character development, bad everything! If you removed every pointless scene you'd have a movie shorter than the trailer. This is not a movie to be seen. You have been warned.
Trash
jenkins192213 October 2018
Kinky dont waste your money
pagood-6190328 October 2018
Don't waste your money.
lucy_goosey9814 October 2018
The movie was soo bad! The script was awful and unnatural and the acting was horrific. We actually left the theatre before the movie was over because we were bored and laughing at the film than actually being interested in it at all. Do not recommend.
"I have a dream. A dream that we can make 50 Shades of Gray"
sipipocu1 June 2019
Somebody wanted to burn some diversity budgets into making 50 Shades of Gray. But it was already done, with better script and way better good looking actors.
I understand the crew wanted to have fun and the audience had to pay for it, but subtlety is way higher on the human scale of evolution.
WAY better than 50 shades!
gfarasheva3 October 2021
How's the score for this so low??? It's way better and more realistic than 50 shades! Most say it's because there's no story... well you don't need a story if you have imagination or if you have similar experiences. At least it's no fluffy romance (which gives false/unrealistic expectations to women and brainwashes them!).
Don't even
laarissaferreira11 December 2019
Oh God :D I've just experienced second-hand embarrassment 😂
EsraaFarouk1 April 2021
Oh God this is so bad I can't even take it seriously At least Fifty shades of gray had some acting! Terrible actors.
Why every kinky movie had to be about a filthy rich man? Oh wait, was this kinky? The poor man is terrified from extremely superficial stuff 😂
It could have been more into Blue is the warmest colors, or a comedy movie, anything that saves us this embarrassment.
I mean, come on! You wasted my Thursday night for this?
Why every kinky movie had to be about a filthy rich man? Oh wait, was this kinky? The poor man is terrified from extremely superficial stuff 😂
It could have been more into Blue is the warmest colors, or a comedy movie, anything that saves us this embarrassment.
I mean, come on! You wasted my Thursday night for this?
The worst movie I ever watched!
omarslaouidigital21 September 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Let me go directly to the point, I wasted enough Time watching it and I'm not planning to wast more!
The movie starts with a great introduction about the women, a successfull great black woman. I love her personnality.
So we see the Big bro who seems to have a Big impact on the story. Well, You'll be wrong if you think so! His existance doesn't add to the story a thing!
Going to a nightclub, where they didn't do a thing. I was like what IS that!
Talking from the begining about a weeding and she needs a plus one! WE didn't see her even ask! I mean why even include it as a scene ? What the point of it?
Going to the mother, we see her once or twice but then nothing, we Heard she went through a divorce! Well tell us more!
Her sister was divorcing too After that she seems to have a wonderfull life! Tell us more!
There IS nothing that goes against the relationship! Where IS the story??
You had a bilionnaire, that Amazing well tell us more about it!
The whole movie feels liké it was meant to be 4 or 5 parts and the director just said, you know what, I don't have money let's just Make them a resume!
And I hate the scène where she meets his parents! They where like WE hate you, you are After out son's money. After that WE love you, you are not After out son's money! And she was so forgiven!
What the hell IS that!!!
The movie starts with a great introduction about the women, a successfull great black woman. I love her personnality.
So we see the Big bro who seems to have a Big impact on the story. Well, You'll be wrong if you think so! His existance doesn't add to the story a thing!
Going to a nightclub, where they didn't do a thing. I was like what IS that!
Talking from the begining about a weeding and she needs a plus one! WE didn't see her even ask! I mean why even include it as a scene ? What the point of it?
Going to the mother, we see her once or twice but then nothing, we Heard she went through a divorce! Well tell us more!
Her sister was divorcing too After that she seems to have a wonderfull life! Tell us more!
There IS nothing that goes against the relationship! Where IS the story??
You had a bilionnaire, that Amazing well tell us more about it!
The whole movie feels liké it was meant to be 4 or 5 parts and the director just said, you know what, I don't have money let's just Make them a resume!
And I hate the scène where she meets his parents! They where like WE hate you, you are After out son's money. After that WE love you, you are not After out son's money! And she was so forgiven!
What the hell IS that!!!
I feel bad for the crew and cast !!
allesawillis7 December 2022
It's Not Horrible, But It Is A Struggle To Get Through
You see how I weak that highlight is? One sentence for there is honestly not a huge amount of redeeming qualities here. First and foremost, Kinky ain't that kinky. Joyce's interest don't go beyond handcuffs, being tied up, and maybe some whipping. I don't know about you, but that isn't kinky or freaky to me. It's just not being boring. Then, when it comes to Darrin, it isn't like he is bringing anything to the table besides his friend downstairs, and it's not like he is trying to explore his sexuality. So there is one bust there.
But what makes things worse is nothing compensates for the lack of stimulating sex. Joyce, Darrin, and their friends and family aren't interesting or funny. Granted, they are clearly written to be, but every character seems like they are from a bargain bin movie you have seen before. Making it so, on top of not being funny or having storylines you'd want to invest in, they all feel painstakingly generic. Pushing you to the point that either you'll have to pause multiple time to make it through this movie, have someone who can provide hilarious commentary, or prep for accidentally taking a nap.
You see how I weak that highlight is? One sentence for there is honestly not a huge amount of redeeming qualities here. First and foremost, Kinky ain't that kinky. Joyce's interest don't go beyond handcuffs, being tied up, and maybe some whipping. I don't know about you, but that isn't kinky or freaky to me. It's just not being boring. Then, when it comes to Darrin, it isn't like he is bringing anything to the table besides his friend downstairs, and it's not like he is trying to explore his sexuality. So there is one bust there.
But what makes things worse is nothing compensates for the lack of stimulating sex. Joyce, Darrin, and their friends and family aren't interesting or funny. Granted, they are clearly written to be, but every character seems like they are from a bargain bin movie you have seen before. Making it so, on top of not being funny or having storylines you'd want to invest in, they all feel painstakingly generic. Pushing you to the point that either you'll have to pause multiple time to make it through this movie, have someone who can provide hilarious commentary, or prep for accidentally taking a nap.
Deserves a Zero!
kouanes13 May 2021
Maybe with a different lead?
inez198721 December 2021
Great Movie.... Bad ending
awesley-6119314 October 2018
This movie was great! & I mean every bit of greatness! However, the way it ended was horrible! I was looking for more! I'm thinking there might be a part 2 because of the way ended it. At least I'm hoping for a part 2! If not, still a great movie.
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