- Timothy McGee: Is he implying that I'm the good cop?
- Nick Torres: Yeah. That's what he saying. He's saying very nice cop. And that you look good in that jacket, because I can see a little spark in his eyes.
- Timothy McGee: [McGee puts Daly in an arm lock and slams him against the interrogation table] Are you saying I'm the good cop?
- Ivan: [Screaming in pain] Get him off me!
- Nick Torres: Y-Yeah, I- I would but you know, he's - he's actually scaring me.
- Ivan: Okay, I know a place! Just get off me! God!
- Timothy McGee: [McGee releases him, and tosses him a pen] Good. Write it down! Use your *good* hand!
- Nick Torres: Damn! All right. Next time, I hold *your* leash.
- MI6 Officer Clayton Reeves: Is that one of those cheesesteaks?
- Ellie Bishop: Mm hmm, they are amazing.
- [Indicating a bag on the table]
- Ellie Bishop: Got you one.
- MI6 Officer Clayton Reeves: [Reeves takes the bag, and looks inside] There are two of them in there.
- Ellie Bishop: One's for later.
- Alex Quinn: Not to mention the one she ate in the car.
- Nick Torres: Well, maybe I know a business man in DC who dabbles in smuggling.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You find him - squeeze him?
- Nick Torres: Oh yeah, quite literally if I have to
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Good! McGee go with him. Hold the leash.
- Nick Torres: But not too tight, McGee. I don't really bite.
- Timothy McGee: Somehow I doubt that.
- Special Agent Tony Francis: Congrats, huh? I heard you popped the big question. When's the big day?
- Timothy McGee: Well, we don't have a firm date yet, but we plan on saving money on the invitations just by telling *Bishop* and everyone will show.
- Nick Torres: First, it won't print, and now this stupid thing just has this ink thing pop out.
- Abby Sciuto: Don't call Rhonda stupid. Stupid is an ugly word. I wouldn't print anything for you either if you treated me that way.
- Nick Torres: [the printer has a paper jam] This thing hates me.
- Timothy McGee: It doesn't hate you. Office equipment is your friend.
- Nick Torres: It's a bad friend. The one you lend money to, he never pays you back.