GLOW (TV Series)

Money's in the Chase (2017)

Britney Young: Carmen Wade

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Quotes 

• Carmen Wade : It's really big.

  Jenny Chey : Yeah.

  Ruth Wilder : We got this. Even if we totally change our lineup, we know the moves. And, we still have two hours to figure everything else out. That's plenty of time. And... And look. Sam said he'd get us pink ropes, he got us pink ropes.

  Melanie Rosen : Loving the pink ropes, buddy!

  Bash : Right? Arr!

  [Bash shakes the top rope, which suddenly breaks off in one corner] 

  Ruth Wilder : Let's go find the dressing room. Just follow me.

• Ruth Wilder : She needs to be ready in five minutes.

  Stacey Beswick : Well, she needs to stop blinking.

  Carmen Wade : I'm not.

  Stacey Beswick : You are. You're like an epileptic.

  Ruth Wilder : Hey. How you doing?

  Carmen Wade : It's a big crowd out there.

  Ruth Wilder : Yup.

  [pause] 

  Ruth Wilder : At the beginning of every play, I pick something random in the audience to look at. A, a funny skirt, a broken chairback. Then I focus all my attention on it, like a laser beam. It helps.

  Carmen Wade : Or I could take one of Bash's Quaaludes. He offered.

• Bash : Welcome back to the second half of our show, ladies and gentlemen. From the South Side of Chicago, and the Ubamba Province of Peru, respectively, Welfare Queen and Machu Picchu!

  [Carmen nervously takes off her hat, then trembles as she sees Tammé approach her] 

  Tammé Dawson : Smells like donkey doo in here. Mm!

  Bash : Looks like Machu's got, uh... just a touch of the infamous Peruvian jungle fever. Will she recover in time to fight, uh, Welfare Queen... this liberal leech, this, uh, parasite on our economy?

  Goliath Jackson : Machu! Machu! Machu! Machu! Machu! Machu!

  [crowd chants with Goliath] 

  Bash : And the crowd is chanting. Machu! Machu! Machu! Machu!

  [Carmen regains her confidence and charges at Tammé] 

  Bash : I can't believe it! The fever has broken, and Machu grabs Welfare Queen!

  [Carmen misses Tammé, and Tammé splashes her] 

  Bash : Welfare Queen is pulling something out of her costume. What is that? Is that...? It's food stamps!

  Tammé Dawson : I get so much money from the government, I just throw it away!

  [Tammé shoves the food stamps in Carmen's mouth] 

  Bash : Oh, my goodness! She is literally shoving her socialist welfare policy down Machu's throat!

  [Tammé grabs Carmen in a sleeper hold] 

  Tammé Dawson : Y'all afraid of me, right? Do you believe what President Reagan says? That I'm cheating the system?

  Bash : I think Welfare Queen is trying to bore Machu into submission. And it's working!

  [Carmen gets up and reverses the sleeper hold into a stunner, sending Tammé to one corner before Carmen splashes her. She kicks Tammé and places her in a headlock] 

  Carmen Wade : Come on! Come on!

  [Tammé reverses the move into a spinebuster] 

  Bash : She's down! Machu needs to get up, or this fight is over.

  [Carmen looks at Goliath from the crowd] 

  Goliath Jackson : Come on. You got this!

  [Carmen grabs Tammé from the second rope and powerbombs her] 

  Bash : And she finished her off with a powerbomb! Unbelievable! The Incan giant has won! Goodness prevails! Justice has been restored! Yes!