GLOW (TV Series)

Money's in the Chase (2017)

Ellen Wong: Jenny Chey

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• Carmen Wade : It's really big.

  Jenny Chey : Yeah.

  Ruth Wilder : We got this. Even if we totally change our lineup, we know the moves. And, we still have two hours to figure everything else out. That's plenty of time. And... And look. Sam said he'd get us pink ropes, he got us pink ropes.

  Melanie Rosen : Loving the pink ropes, buddy!

  Bash : Right? Arr!

  [Bash shakes the top rope, which suddenly breaks off in one corner] 

  Ruth Wilder : Let's go find the dressing room. Just follow me.

• Bash : And now, the final showdown for the first ever GLOW Crown! In one corner, from Bolshevik Russia and the rice paddies of China, respectively, at a combined weight of 227 pounds, Zoya the Destroya and Fortune Cookie!

  [Ruth and Jenny enter the ring] 

  Bash : The red menace is certainly looking menacing tonight, folks. And here come their opponents. From the Sunshine Senior Living Facility in Las Vegas, Nevada, at a combined weight of... Aw, who the heck cares? It's Edna and Ethel Rosenblatt, a.k.a. The Beatdown Biddies!

  Stacey Beswick : Thank you!

  Dawn Rivecca : Are you cheering? I can't hear you! Is it because I'm deaf?

  Bash : Don't be fooled. These are two tough ladies. They lived through the Great Depression, World War II, poodle skirts, menopause. They're so old, their wrinkles got wrinkles!

  Stacey Beswick : Don't clap for us. We're undecided!

  Dawn Rivecca : You can't fight me, because I'm old!

  Stacey Beswick : Yeah!

  Ruth Wilder : [Russian accent]  Oh, I don't care about that. I will knock your dentures out.

  Stacey Beswick : Oh, joke's on you. I got implants!

  Jenny Chey : Hey, shut up, you weak, geriatrical-type person!

  Bash : And so far, it's just insults. Let's see if this Cold War will start heating up soon.

  Dawn Rivecca : I don't feel like wrestling.

  Stacey Beswick : I wrestled last time.

  Bash : Looks like the Biddies are deciding on who will fight first. Oh!

  [Ruth and Jenny attack Dawn and Stacey] 

  Bash : But Zoya the Destroya and Fortune Cookie have pounced on their opponents! The rules have completely gone out the window! Wow, these girls are really disrespecting the elderly.

  Stacey Beswick : I love you, but not that much.

  [Ruth slingshots Jenny, but Dawn and Stacey clothesline her before attacking Ruth] 

  Bash : The Biddies are making a comeback! Their osteoporosis is in remission, and they're on the attack! And this is not a good day for communism. Fortune Cookie just head-scissored Ethel out of the ring! Fortune Cookie and Zoya are kicking Edna out on her side. Oh, my goodness. It looks like the evil empire has prevailed! Russia and China are tonight's winners!

  [Ruth and Jenny shake hands, but Ruth suddenly shoves Keith and grabs Jenny] 

  Bash : What's this? Looks like Zoya's turning on her partner! She is! She's hammerlocking her. And now it's Russia versus China! The Sino-Soviet split is alive and well, here in California!

  [Ruth suplexes Jenny and pins her] 

  Bash : A suplex! I can't believe it! Zoya has read Fortune Cookie her fortune, and it says, 'Loser'! China is out, folks. Russia's not sharing that crown with anyone!