GLOW (TV Series)

Money's in the Chase (2017)

Betty Gilpin: Debbie Eagan

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Quotes 

• Debbie Eagan : Shot of tequila. Thank you.

  Sam Sylvia : Hey. What the hell are you doing out here? You, you're the fucking title match. I mean, get backstage, get dressed.

  Debbie Eagan : Well, Sam, you left, so, everyone had to make decisions.

  Sam Sylvia : What are you talking about? I mean, this whole thing builds to the U.S. versus Russia.

  Debbie Eagan : Ruth has a whole contingency plan. It's, trust me. It'll be fine.

  Sam Sylvia : What? Is she gonna wrestle Keith?

  Debbie Eagan : Relax. Ruth could wrestle herself and be entertaining.

  Sam Sylvia : You're a fucking quitter.

  Debbie Eagan : I'm a quitter?

  [Sam nods while Debbie drinks her tequila shot] 

  Debbie Eagan : Can we get this guy some coffee?

• Ruth Wilder : [Russian accent]  Please. You love to hate me! Russia is supreme world leader!

  Bash : And here comes the Crown.

  [Florian enters the ring with the GLOW Crown] 

  Ruth Wilder : [Russian accent]  I am victorious. No one can defeat Zoya! Everyone here is too much sissy! Okay?

  Debbie Eagan : I'll fight you!

  Bash : Who's that? Who's that yelling from the audience?

  Debbie Eagan : You heard me. I said I'll fight you.

  Ruth Wilder : [Russian accent]  Who, you? Bored housewife in dress?

  Debbie Eagan : Yeah. I am a proud American mother. And I refuse to raise my children in a world without freedom. And I'm ready to kick your Soviet ass all the way back to Siberia.

  [Debbie rips her dress to reveal a wrestling outfit underneath and hands it to Mark] 

  Bash : Look at this brave American.

  Debbie Eagan : Honey, will you just hold this? If this is too silly for you, you can leave.

  [Debbie enters the ring] 

  Bash : This gorgeous stranger is taking on Zoya for the Crown!

• [Debbie lands the flying cross body for the pin] 

  Bash : This match is over, folks!

  Debbie Eagan : [whispers]  You okay?

  Ruth Wilder : [whispers]  You flew! It was epic! Go get your Crown!

  Bash : Zoya's been destroya'd! I can't believe it! I can't believe it, folks! Just when I thought I'd seen it all, a young country girl jumps out of the stands, into the ring, winning it all!

  [Bash enters the ring] 

  Bash : Honey, what's your name?

  Debbie Eagan : [Southern accent]  My name... My name is Liberty Belle. And I'm just a small-town girl, trying to do the right thing, the thing that any American girl would do in the face of evil, and that, no matter how... I'm so overwhelmed! Thank you all!

  [Bash hands the GLOW Crown to Debbie] 

  Bash : It's a beautiful moment on a beautiful day. There's your crown, sweetheart. Like a princess.

• Debbie Eagan : What the fuck was that?

  Sam Sylvia : What? You guys had your sneaky little plan, I had mine.

  Ruth Wilder : It's called a work.

  Sam Sylvia : Well, mine was called, 'Don't be fucking predictable.'

  Ruth Wilder : Ours wasn't predictable. It was a tag-team match into a double-cross into a phoenix rising from the crowd, which is all very surprising.

  Sam Sylvia : Yeah, and then the American hero wins the Crown? Come on.

  Debbie Eagan : So, what? Now it's all about trying to win the Crown back from Welfare Queen?

  Sam Sylvia : Yeah. The money's in the chase. I think I'm gonna roll credits over this mayhem.

  [Sam walks toward the ring] 

  Ruth Wilder : I think our match was good.

  Debbie Eagan : I mean, I'm sure I'll hate it when I see it, but it felt good.

  Ruth Wilder : Debbie, we were great.

  [pause] 

  Ruth Wilder : You wanna grab a drink?

  Debbie Eagan : No. We're not there.

• Debbie Eagan : Are we sure this is the right channel?

  Cherry Bang : Yes.

  Melanie Rosen : Yes.

  Arthie Premkumar : Are people gonna like it? What if no one watches? What if it turns out we can't wrestle, and we only thought we could. I don't wanna watch.

  [Arthie tries to get up] 

  Ruth Wilder : Shh, shh. It's starting!

  Bash : [from TV]  Bash Howard Productions and Patio Town Inc. proudly present, From the Hayworth Hotel in Los Angeles, California, It's GLOW, the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling!

• [as Debbie puts on the GLOW Crown, Tammé slides in the ring and grabs it from her. She then grabs the mic] 

  Tammé Dawson : You want this crown back? You fight me for it!

  Debbie Eagan : Tammé, it's fine. It's over.

  Tammé Dawson : Guess not. Sam changed it.

  [faces the crowd] 

  Tammé Dawson : America, you have turned your back on me long enough! You've ghettoized my people, trapped us in an endless cycle of poverty. Not anymore. Tonight, I take back what I deserve!

  [Tammé grabs Debbie in an airplane spin] 

  Bash : It's all gone topsy-turvy, folks! Welfare Queen's stolen the Crown, and she's helicoptering Liberty Belle! I'm just saying that I'm seeing, and I can't believe what I'm seeing!

  [Tammé slams Debbie down and shoves Bash out of the ring] 

  Bash : And the ref's ready to call it! We've got a new champion! I don't know how it happened, but here we are, folks!

  Debbie Eagan : What the fuck?

  Bash : Welfare Queen is tonight's Queen of the Ring! The Crown is hers!

  [the other ladies enter the ring and brawl with each other] 

  Bash : That's our show, folks! That's all we got. Total pandemonium here at the Hayworth! Who will battle Welfare Queen for next week's Crown?