GLOW (TV Series)

Money's in the Chase (2017)

Kimmy Gatewood: Stacey Beswick

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Quotes 

• [the ladies enter the Hayworth ballroom and notice the ring and seats] 

  Melanie Rosen : Holy shit. Okay, this is real. There are cameras.

  Dawn Rivecca : Does anyone else feel the need to pee and puke at the same time?

  Stacey Beswick : Yeah.

  Tammé Dawson : How are we gonna fill all these seats?

  Bash : Oh, hey, ladies.

  [Bash crawls in the ring] 

  Bash : What do you think, huh? Me and Florian and some of the bellhops have been working on it all morning. Check this out.

  [Bash grabs the microphone] 

  Bash : Are you ready to rumble?

  [loud feedback from mic] 

  Bash : Check.

  Ruth Wilder : We gotta deal with that mic. Sheila?

  Sheila the She-Wolf : Yep. Sound. I'm on it.

  [Sheila approaches the ring] 

  Bruce : Uh, hey, is the director around? We gotta position these tripods.

  Ruth Wilder : Oh, no. No, no, no, no no. No tripods. Sorry.

  Arturo : The network said they want to keep it simple.

  Ruth Wilder : Well, the director's going for something a little, uh... different, you know? Uh, he wants the shots to feel... visceral.

  Bruce : So, handheld.

  Ruth Wilder : Yes, exactly. Move around with us, uh, pace the perimeter of the ring, both of you.

  Bruce : Look, if we're both on the perimeter of the ring, you're gonna see at least one of us in every shot.

  Ruth Wilder : You'll figure it out.

• Ruth Wilder : She needs to be ready in five minutes.

  Stacey Beswick : Well, she needs to stop blinking.

  Carmen Wade : I'm not.

  Stacey Beswick : You are. You're like an epileptic.

  Ruth Wilder : Hey. How you doing?

  Carmen Wade : It's a big crowd out there.

  Ruth Wilder : Yup.

  [pause] 

  Ruth Wilder : At the beginning of every play, I pick something random in the audience to look at. A, a funny skirt, a broken chairback. Then I focus all my attention on it, like a laser beam. It helps.

  Carmen Wade : Or I could take one of Bash's Quaaludes. He offered.

• Bash : And now, the final showdown for the first ever GLOW Crown! In one corner, from Bolshevik Russia and the rice paddies of China, respectively, at a combined weight of 227 pounds, Zoya the Destroya and Fortune Cookie!

  [Ruth and Jenny enter the ring] 

  Bash : The red menace is certainly looking menacing tonight, folks. And here come their opponents. From the Sunshine Senior Living Facility in Las Vegas, Nevada, at a combined weight of... Aw, who the heck cares? It's Edna and Ethel Rosenblatt, a.k.a. The Beatdown Biddies!

  Stacey Beswick : Thank you!

  Dawn Rivecca : Are you cheering? I can't hear you! Is it because I'm deaf?

  Bash : Don't be fooled. These are two tough ladies. They lived through the Great Depression, World War II, poodle skirts, menopause. They're so old, their wrinkles got wrinkles!

  Stacey Beswick : Don't clap for us. We're undecided!

  Dawn Rivecca : You can't fight me, because I'm old!

  Stacey Beswick : Yeah!

  Ruth Wilder : [Russian accent]  Oh, I don't care about that. I will knock your dentures out.

  Stacey Beswick : Oh, joke's on you. I got implants!

  Jenny Chey : Hey, shut up, you weak, geriatrical-type person!

  Bash : And so far, it's just insults. Let's see if this Cold War will start heating up soon.

  Dawn Rivecca : I don't feel like wrestling.

  Stacey Beswick : I wrestled last time.

  Bash : Looks like the Biddies are deciding on who will fight first. Oh!

  [Ruth and Jenny attack Dawn and Stacey] 

  Bash : But Zoya the Destroya and Fortune Cookie have pounced on their opponents! The rules have completely gone out the window! Wow, these girls are really disrespecting the elderly.

  Stacey Beswick : I love you, but not that much.

  [Ruth slingshots Jenny, but Dawn and Stacey clothesline her before attacking Ruth] 

  Bash : The Biddies are making a comeback! Their osteoporosis is in remission, and they're on the attack! And this is not a good day for communism. Fortune Cookie just head-scissored Ethel out of the ring! Fortune Cookie and Zoya are kicking Edna out on her side. Oh, my goodness. It looks like the evil empire has prevailed! Russia and China are tonight's winners!

  [Ruth and Jenny shake hands, but Ruth suddenly shoves Keith and grabs Jenny] 

  Bash : What's this? Looks like Zoya's turning on her partner! She is! She's hammerlocking her. And now it's Russia versus China! The Sino-Soviet split is alive and well, here in California!

  [Ruth suplexes Jenny and pins her] 

  Bash : A suplex! I can't believe it! Zoya has read Fortune Cookie her fortune, and it says, 'Loser'! China is out, folks. Russia's not sharing that crown with anyone!