- Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Well, obviously, I didn't kill anyone.
- Ruth Langmore: I know. If you're a killer, then I'm fucking Snow White. And I don't see any dwarfs around.
- Buddy Dieker: Don't swim past that red buoy. Boats come out of nowhere, they'll sweep you up in their wake. Take a month to fish out all your tender little bits and pieces. Not that I'd miss you, but if you cost me the last good month of boating in my life, I promise I'll piss on your grave every last day until I die.
- Charlotte Byrde: Yeah, well, what makes you think they'd find enough to bury me before you drop dead?
- Buddy Dieker: [teaching Noah to shoot] Now that's what I love about watermelon. They
- [cocks rifle]
- Buddy Dieker: approximate the water content of a human body.
- [shoots the watermelon]
- Buddy Dieker: Not that I advocate that, but...
- [chuckles]