- Russ Langmore: You gotta be kidding me.
- Ruth Langmore: If I was kidding, I would've said you're witty and handsome.
- Martin 'Marty' Byrde: Listen, we need to increase traffic. Um what do we have that no other place does?
- Rachel: Uh, an investor that knows absolutely nothing about the Ozarks.
- Ruth Langmore: You know, Wyatt, in our world, it's it's good to be one of the smart ones. Remember that. Okay?
- Russ Langmore: A predilection for sour mash doesn't make a man stupid.
- Ruth Langmore: Doesn't inspire confidence either.
- Russ Langmore: Point taken.
- Roy Petty: Your money's on the table.
- Male Prostitute: You got issues, dude.
- Roy Petty: So I've been told.