Modern Family (TV Series)

Weathering Heights (2016)

Sarah Hyland: Haley Dunphy

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Claire Dunphy : [entering the kitchen]  Oh, thank god I smell coffee. This morning has gotten off to a bit of a rocky...

  [seeing the heavy makeup on Phil] 

  Claire Dunphy : ...Horror Picture Show. What did you do to your face?

  Phil Dunphy : Just a little color to make my eyes pop. Like yours are now.

  Haley Dunphy : Is this how we find out you're transitioning? Oh, please don't pick a young name. The world doesn't need a fifty-year old Jasmine.

• Alex Dunphy : Ugh. What is wrong with me? I feel so fuzzy.

  Haley Dunphy : Oh, stop being so hard on yourself. It's just arm hair.

  Alex Dunphy : [Haley leaves]  I can't figure out this crossword puzzle. I... I think mono turned my mind to mush.

  Claire Dunphy : What's the clue? Maybe I can help.

  Alex Dunphy : [she laughs]  Thanks, mom. Feels good to laugh.

  Claire Dunphy : What is so funny? I am a well-read college graduate. I think I am capable of doing a crossword puzzle.

  Alex Dunphy : Okay, professor. Six letter word, "Archimedes' exclamation".

  Claire Dunphy : I don't like you right now.