- Mr. Socrates: Here are your orders to be opened in flight.
- Merilee: Right on! London fogs, Big Ben, and Carnaby Street. That's where it all began.
- Wally: Just as long as it doesn't all end there for us.
- Stephanie (Steffy): Don't worry, brother mine. I'll protect you.
- Wally: If you'll open that door, I'll show you something that'll be of real help.
- [the door opens and Wally's drum rolls in]
- Wally: It has a built-in transmitter to send messages in morse code.
- [Wally hits his drum]
- Mr. Socrates: Ah... Ah...
- Butch Cassidy: Uh-oh! Something tells me Elvis is here.
- Merilee: But not for long.
- Mr. Socrates: Ah... Ah-choo!
- [Mr. Socrates' sneeze blows everyone out of the room. Elvis is seen within the drum]
- Wally: Nice going, Elvis.
- Stephanie (Steffy): Look, there's Big Ben.
- Wally: Ben who? I didn't know you knew anyone in London.
- Stephanie (Steffy): Let's just say he's the head timekeeper over here.
- Wally: At least here we won't be mobbed by all of my fans.
- Stephanie (Steffy): Yeah, funny how they run all over you to get to Butch.
- Wally: [at an amusement park] Hey, this looks like a real fun place.
- Butch Cassidy: Wanna bet?
- [Butch points over to a mob of fans]
- Fan: Hey, look! It's the Sundance Kids!
- Fan #2: Let's get their autographs! Also for a shoe or a sock!
- Merilee: Uh-oh. Get ready for the stampede.
- Wally: Oh, they'll tear the clothes off our backs for souvenirs!
- Butch Cassidy: We better split! This way!
- [the Sundance Kids run into a wax museum with their fans chasing after them]
- Mr. Socrates: But I must warn you, you are dealing with desperate and dangerous men.
- Wally: Yeah, and they're dealing with a desperate and dedicated coward.
- [Big Ben chimes]
- Wally: [on the sightseeing bus] Hey, Big Ben is two minutes slow.
- Stephanie (Steffy): Shall we have them stop so you can climb up and fix it?
- Wally: I don't get it. What's so entertaining about Napoleon scratching his stomach? Elvis does that all the time.
- Wally: Oh, one thing you have to admit, that Cleopatra was quite a chick.
- Stephanie (Steffy): I think she's a little too old for you, brother. By about 2,000 years.
- Mr. Socrates: Be prepared to activate Alternate Plan 7 at the end of the first course.
- Butch Cassidy: You heard him. Alternate Plan 7 at the end of the first course.
- Wally: Hey, I got a better idea. Hop a jet and head for home before the show even starts.
- Stephanie (Steffy): Well, at least he's honest about it. Scared but honest.
- [Butch, Merilee, and Stephanie throw lifebuoys to the gold smugglers]
- Stephanie (Steffy): Right now they don't know whether to hate us for smashing the racket or thank us for saving their lives.
- Merilee: Don't worry. Heh. They'll have plenty of time to decide.
- Butch Cassidy: About 20 years a piece in Dartmoor Prison.