Doctor Who (TV Series)

Smile (2017)

Peter Capaldi: The Doctor

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• Bill Potts : Why are you Scottish?

  The Doctor : I'm not Scottish, I'm just cross.

  Bill Potts : Is there a Scotland in space?

  The Doctor : They're all over the place, demanding independence from every planet they land on.

• Bill Potts : If he's chasing us, he's moving very slowly.

  The Doctor : Do you know what it means when something chases you very slowly?

  Bill Potts : What?

  The Doctor : It means there's a reason that they don't have to run.

• The Doctor : Do you know why I always win at chess? I have a secret move. I kick over the board.

• Steadfast : They want to kill us.

  The Doctor : No. They want to help you. Killing you is just a side effect.

• The Doctor : Between here and my office, before the kettle boils, is everything that ever happened or ever will.

• The Doctor : What's the opposite of a massacre?

  Bill Potts : OK, what?

  The Doctor : In my experience, a lecture.

• Bill Potts : Where are we going?

  The Doctor : No idea. But if I look purposeful, they'll think I've got a plan. If they think I've got a plan, at least they won't try to think of a plan themselves.

  Bill Potts : But you don't have a plan.

• [communicating over automatic comms] 

  Bill Potts : Hang on. I'm being thick. I can come with you.

  The Doctor : [as she is doing it]  Took that long to think of photographing it?

  Bill Potts : You'd already memorized it, hadn't you.

  The Doctor : Yep.

  Bill Potts : Stop trying to keep me out of trouble!

• Bill Potts : Where's the steering wheel?

  The Doctor : Well, you don't steer the Tardis, you negotiate with it. The still point between where you want to go and where you need to be, that's where she takes you.