The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Military Miniaturization (2016)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Penny Hofstadter : How did you think you were going to hide your pregnancy?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I had a plan. I kept leaving Dove bar wrappers around to explain any weight gain.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Where did you get empty Dove bar wrappers?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : From all the DOVE BARS I ATE! I'M PREGNANT! Try to keep up!
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Penny Hofstadter : I feel so bad; I just lied to her!
Amy Farrah Fowler : But you did it so well; that's amazing. That's like watching a sculptor, but your clay was lies.
Penny Hofstadter : Is that really what's important right now?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Seriously, you have *got* to let me scan your brain when you're being dishonest so I can see what lights up.
Penny Hofstadter : This is super helpful, Amy. Thanks a lot; I can't wait to do that!
Amy Farrah Fowler : I can see a clump of bitch cells lightin' up from here.
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Penny Hofstadter : When Leonard's feeling anxious, I make him take a long walk.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Does that help?
Penny Hofstadter : For a while, then he comes back.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Hey, I learned a long time ago when you're four feet eleven and eye level with every guy's crotch, that's where you punch.
Penny Hofstadter : That's funny; I learned something totally different.
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Sheldon Cooper : Leonard's mad at me, so I'm making him lemon bars.
Penny Hofstadter : Does he even like lemon bars?
Sheldon Cooper : Not really, but I'm mad at him too, so lemon bars it is.