Ronaldo: [Handing out pamphlets] Protect yourself against the menace of...
Steven Universe: Ronaldo, wait! What is this?
Ronaldo: Well, technically, it's an infozine pamphlet, but I've been calling them Ronalphlets.
Steven Universe: I-I get that part. I'm talking about all this mean stuff you're saying about the Crystal Gems!
Ronaldo: No, no, no. Crystal Gems aren't rock people, Crystal Gems fight rock people. See my documentary, 'Rising Tides, Crashing Skies'.
Steven Universe: Crystal Gems don't just fight rock people. We are rock people! Also, don't say 'rock people'. It's offensive.
Ronaldo: Rock people are different, obviously. For starters, they have rocks embedded in their bodies.
Steven Universe: [Lifts up his shirt to reveal the Rose Quartz gem embedded in his navel] Like this?
Ronaldo: But they can summon weapons from the mud dimension!
[Steven pulls his shield out from his gem without saying a word]
Ronaldo: No, no. You're not getting it. They can alter their forms! That's how they trick humans into loving them!
[Steven shows Ronaldo his 'cat finger', which meows]
Ronaldo: Awww. Wait a second...