Quotes
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Blip Sanders : Dexter Fowler pulled out. Hamstring. I made the All-Star Game!
Evelyn Sanders : [unenthused] Oh, wow! Wow, that's great!
Blip Sanders : Evy, I'm an All-Star, baby!
Evelyn Sanders : Yeah, I know. I got it.
Blip Sanders : Hey... I get to be introduced and tip my cap to the home crowd while watching the fighter jets fly over.
Evelyn Sanders : Yay.
Blip Sanders : This is the biggest moment of my life. Are you seriously not happy for me?
Evelyn Sanders : Of course. I'm very happy for you, babe.
Blip Sanders : Wow. It's nice to have such a supportive wife.
Evelyn Sanders : Excuse me? No, wait... I'm not supportive?
Blip Sanders : Look, how you...?
Evelyn Sanders : No, you said yours. I'm gonna say mine. I did Single-A with you. I did Double-A. I've sat through 0-for-4s and slumps and benchings. There's almost a year of our marriage MIA for all of the road trips, and I've never complained. Not once. I recap every game, every moment of your life every night... and it's the highlight of my day. I raise your sons when you're gone. I keep your home while you're away, and I'm ready to uproot our lives if another old man decides on a whim he wants you more than the one who currently pays you. So perhaps you will allow me one single moment of disappointment upon learning our family vacation was just ruined with a phone call. The boys and I will watch the game from here. I'll take them to the theme park all by myself, like I do all the time in San Diego. And we'll see you back there in a few days. You go enjoy the biggest moment of your life with the fighter planes.
