- Big Boo: Here you go, piggies. Some slop for you. Gotta fatten you up for the slaughter. Kidding. That crap will go right through ya. You'll all die thin.
- Anita DeMarco: I have Morton's neuroma.
- Judy King: Yeah, well, I probably have Wolfgang Puck's herpes, but I don't go around announcing it.
- CO Davis: What are you singing?
- CO Lee Dixon: I dunno, something pop-y. JT or Usher. Or "Surrey With A Fringe On Top" from "Oklahoma!" I haven't decided yet.